Best Anal Lube (that a 14 year old guy could get)

I've found anal stimulation very appealing and i'm having trouble with finding a good lube.


I'm 14 so real lube is out of the question and i'm a guy so buying lotion with my parents is out of the question (they would think it's wierd).

I also do it in the shower most of the time, dunno if that will help.

Hi,
let me first congratulate you on finding something that please's you so much. I would just like to remid you that you need to be extremally carefull when mastubating analy. Depending on where you live (i.e UK,US) there are diffrent ways you could go about obtaning these. Most health shops or supermarkets sell lube if you look hard enoguh. If you feel uncomfitable about getting lube a good thing to do is go and buy it with your mates and pretend its a joke

Hope all goes well

I'd go with the obvious- basic Vaseline. It's oil-based, so it lasts longer and won't wash away in the shower, it's cheap, and available in every drugstore on the planet, often in the "baby" section. If your parents ask, it's cheap chapstick for your lips. Be careful not to put anything that isn't smooth and hopefully a bit flexible up there.. sometimes the muscles clamp down and removing objects isn't as easy or quick as you might think. And you don't want to injure anything.

These above tips and advice are very good.
Not knowing your area (region, country) but suspecting that under age 15 means you are under age, I'm cautious about trying to recommend that you visit a sex positive shop.

So, the alternative might be to shop at your major discount store (Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Meijers, or something similar) that has birth control devices and personal lubricants on display. If you are confident, you might ask the pharmacist what he recommends for a thick, non-iritating PERSONAL LUBRICANT... but I agree that standard vasolene petroleum jelly is probably the best, least controversial stuff you could lay hands on.

Vasolene doesn't wash away easily, and IT WILL ROT RUBBER/LAYTEX. Therefore, if you are planning on using this on any rubber-type toys, laytex, or condoms, think again. They will quickly deteriorate, possibly ripping on the first usage.

That's another reason why a thick personal lubricant designed for anal use is best. But as for what's available for you, at your age, well, I can't say. I suspect there are some laws in the deep South in the USA that forbid selling some of this stuff, like vibrators and sex toys are outlawed in Alabama. (Don't write to me... I don't make the laws... I just repeat what I have heard...)

Good luck.
Let us know what you settle upon.

Guest wrote:

I've found anal stimulation very appealing and i'm having trouble with finding a good lube. I'm 14 so real lube is out of the question and i'm a guy so buying lotion with my parents is out of the question (they would think it's wierd). I also do it in the shower most of the time, dunno if that will help.

Personally, I wouldn't go for Vaseline at all, it's just not lubricious (slippery) enough. I find KY-Jelly the best, even amongst all those other lubricants in the sex shops, I still find it the best. The ones in those sex shops seem to irritate my intestine badly for some reason.
You should be able to buy it in any chemist/pharmacy, good luck.

As for buying the lube, its not all that expensive if you have the cash on you...your parents go to one part of the store you to the other you can go to the health section and there is a section specific to condoms, lube, and other personal products. Pick out the kinds suggested here....I use KY...I'm a girl, but I like Anal part too...one thing a guy and a girl can both do, there is difference but I do like the KY. Pick out what ever kind you like (stick to the basic kinds, not the tingly, or heated etc, just basic lube) and take it to the cash, pay for it as quickly as you can and put it in your pocket etc. Its small enough to fit. No one will know any different, and as long as you have the receipt no one will think your stealing it!

-Canadian Girl

Guest wrote:

Guest wrote: I've found anal stimulation very appealing and i'm having trouble with finding a good lube. I'm 14 so real lube is out of the question and i'm a guy so buying lotion with my parents is out of the question (they would think it's wierd). I also do it in the shower most of the time, dunno if that will help. Personally, I wouldn't go for Vaseline at all, it's just not lubricious (slippery) enough. I find KY-Jelly the best, even amongst all those other lubricants in the sex shops, I still find it the best. The ones in those sex shops seem to irritate my intestine badly for some reason. You should be able to buy it in any chemist/pharmacy, good luck.

KY Jelly can be good for a lot of these situations. However, as it is water based, it tends to wash away in the shower.
That can be a positive, but it can also be a negative, if you're under running water as you try to use it for penetration.

Nice recommendation though, Guest!