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Hayman11
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 Posted: 06/11/07 - 02:41 Post subject: Big painful mistake lol! |
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| Ok, so the other night i tried shaving my pubes with a razor and shaving cream, because i assumed thats how its done. The next day i wake up and my pubic area burns like hell and i have a lot of red shaving bumps and i'm thinking to my self, "Oh thats just f***cking great." (Not sure on swearing policy of these forums) So has anyone els ever did anything stupid like this lol. |
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kaylamiller
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| Posted: 06/20/07 - 16:59 Post subject: |
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| Well, I am a woman, but I have shaved.. the first time I shaved the same thing happened to me, it sucks, but most likely the next time you do it you will be fine. just make sure that you always dry yourself really good because if you are moist it will itch more ( like after you take a shower dry off good) |
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yourshoesareuntied
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| Posted: 06/20/07 - 23:59 Post subject: |
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| I decided to shave my head once; I started out by clipping my hair with scissors as close as I could then I used a razor. I quickly saw that this was quickly become a very bad idea, however I was all in at that point. I put on a stocking cap “it was winter” headed to the store and came home with Nair… what amazing stuff this is I thought as I wiped the hair off my head with a towel… why not go else were with this stuff. I wish to God I was drinking heavily at this point so I could blame the complete loss of any logical thought on something. But I can’t….. And I proceeded to apply copious amounts of that lotion designed by Satan himself everywhere my underwear would ever hope to conceal. It was around this time my head started burning the space between my ears and my then empty head was on fire… I thought Holy Crap what have I done… Am I going to die? Yes I thought I am going to die alone in my apartment bald and blistered with chemicals burns throughout my entire body. I am going to be a topic on CSI I thought. The eminence pain that would soon follow was still unknown at the time until I decided I needed to get in the shower and rinse Satan’s lotion off my body this is when my world started to black out and I lost track of time and my sense of anything good in life such as the love my mother gave me as a child was taken away from me. It took four days before the sensation of a million screaming deaths would leave my aquatic hell. Satan’s lotion burned my skin leaving blisters in all the places I put it… I could not walk like a man I could not take a crap with out the pain of a million screaming deaths. This was all stuff I tried like hell to hide by attempting to walk strait and by not crying in the public bathroom. My head looked like I shaved it with a sharp piece of glass there were scabs, cuts, and from time to time a little bit of bleeding behind my ears... I looked like a freaky Halloween junkie. A friend at work “black, big as hell, and bald” took pity on me and drove me downtown took me to a place I would have had no business going into alone and loaded me up with Bald head product. A whole line of stuff called “Bold To Be Bald” It was from God this stuff happened to be placed in a plastic bag and driven to my home, and it was from God alone I was truly relieved from the use of Satan’s lotion bold to be bald help my dumb sorry butt to heal I never shaved my head again. Nor can I look at Satan’s lotion with out a single tear falling and memories of not reading the ::warning don’t put this on your junk:: message blinking like a broken marquee on a lonely street in a quiet town around 2am. Just blinking and making a buzzing sound. Thank God I’m married now and I have some adult supervision |
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