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lemonlover
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 Posted: 03/05/07 - 18:49 Post subject: I Want 2 Mastrabate |
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| I Want To Mastuerbate But HOw Can I start with out telling my mom |
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| Posted: 03/05/07 - 20:03 Post subject: |
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| wen your parents arent home just well.. yea.. and make sure you clean everything up to destroy any evidence |
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bretania
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| Posted: 03/05/07 - 21:03 Post subject: Re: I Want 2 Mastrabate |
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| lemonlover wrote: | | I Want To Mastuerbate But HOw Can I start with out telling my mom |
well first of all that is your biz and no one elses especially not your parents.. do it when your in the shower or in your room or when no one is there |
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ShortDrew
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| Posted: 03/06/07 - 06:52 Post subject: |
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| I agree, just not in the shower, if you're a guy, it can get a bit weird when the semen washes away and you're left with sperm on your fingers. And can I ask something, by lemonlover, do you mean you love lemons or gay pornography? |
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tayg10
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| Posted: 03/06/07 - 08:16 Post subject: |
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| yeah dude just do it when no one is home, its none of you parrents bizz, you dont ask them questions about there sex life. |
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beeef
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| Posted: 03/06/07 - 15:33 Post subject: fart |
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I masterbate all the time! Just do it when noone iz home, or just lock yer door. Rember to use yer imagenation   Also keep some hand sanatiser and a paper towel handy for clean up. |
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krissie21690
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| Posted: 03/14/07 - 17:08 Post subject: |
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| ShortDrew wrote: | | I agree, just not in the shower, if you're a guy, it can get a bit weird when the semen washes away and you're left with sperm on your fingers. And can I ask something, by lemonlover, do you mean you love lemons or gay pornography? |
um.. why would she sperm not wash away too? |
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ShortDrew
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| Posted: 03/14/07 - 17:58 Post subject: |
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| krissie21690 wrote: | | ShortDrew wrote: | | I agree, just not in the shower, if you're a guy, it can get a bit weird when the semen washes away and you're left with sperm on your fingers. And can I ask something, by lemonlover, do you mean you love lemons or gay pornography? |
um.. why would she sperm not wash away too? |
well, I don't quite have an answer to that because I have not quite looked into it as of yet. If you don't believe me, try it out. |
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| Posted: 03/14/07 - 19:26 Post subject: Heres what you do |
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| Create a warm and inviting atmosphere by lighting some candles and putting on some Neil Diamond in the living room. Then, get up on the dining room table and pretend Englebert Humperdinck is getting undressed right in front of you. |
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