Posted: 05/14/06 - 00:00 Post subject: Question about getting older
It was at this point. 30 years, that I realized I no longer served any point or position in life and that the rest of my miserable existence was going to be hell on earth. I occasionally go down on my girlfriend purely to buy some time so I can sober up and achieve an erection. I am tired of all of these questions about getting older and expatiations from others.
I'm old before my time. I just took my little cousin to the park, and people thought I was her mum. I read the newspaper and have done for as long as I can remember. I've started to read the financial section and I get upset if I Miss Prime Ministers questions and cheer like the old men when someone gets one up on someone else. I'm addicted to tea. I dread accompanying my boyfriend to gigs because all the other bands are noise. I get mistaken for my mum on the phone and at family parties I gravitate towards the oldest people there, and talk about glasses. I am only 28.
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