mastrubation will lead to hv a long head

Hi
Im 30 yrs old, I hv been mastrubating since i was in teen age almost 3 to 4 times a week. Now i hv noticed that i have long shape head and my forehead is bulging. So, my face looks ugly. Can anyone tell is it due to mastrubatation.
Is there any solution for this.


Qiut Masturbating in public places, at inappropite times and around nosy people! Yes its more exciting when you risk getting caught. Yes its embarassing to have a boner in public, but people will probably not notice unless you're delivering a speech in front of a large room. Or from other
men that are either gay or penisly challenged ,

Here are a few tips that may ease some of your mental anxiety, Your face has not betrayed your continual pusuit to keep your Johnson from developing its own seperate nuerotic identity. In fact anyone that can't see the true nature of mans most prized possesion, might be considered to be suffering from ignorance, or from a delusional state of denial. Most understand the peckers' desire to destroy all that may stand in its way of achieving it's sole goal. To erupt like a volcano & spew its hot, smoking, all-powerful, liquid that has the power to alter anything it touches. It like the volcano believes it should be held in awe and treated with an almost sacred respect. It wants to all to scream and beg for mercy its prescence.
So dont be ashamed of anyone knowing about your favorite pastime, you should be saluted for taking this tyranical member of your and keeping it satisfied and thereby under control. Here's to you Mr. Pump My Pecker Man! We who understand your never ending fight!


WE SALUTE YOU!!!

But If You still dont want anyone To suspect anything: Heres some advice

Quit holding your breath during the dirty deed, (bulging forehead)
Quit obsessing about your 5 fingered hobby(stress = eyebrows)
Quit worrying People recognize emotional states by facial gestures.
Quit Creating Interest Emotions create curiosity & invite inquirey & ?'s.


Masturbating in public should try to be avoided and saved for home if possible. If a public control session is unavoidable make sure you give yourself time to recuperate, cool down, after your randeavu with Rosie Palmer.

Then remind yourself you are performing a noble duty by preventing a possibly sociopathic body part from robbing your brain of a much needed blood supply. So you just beat Mr. Johnson again and again and let him know that you will continualy beat him everytime he decides to raise his head. [/img][/enc]