In a school just outside of Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a Steeler fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Steeler fans too.
Not really knowing what a Steeler fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all went up into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different ...
"Because I am not a Steeler fan" says Timmy.
The teacher then asks, "What are you ?"
Timmy says "I'm a Bengals fan."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asks Timmy why he is a Bengals fan.
"Well, my mom and dad are Bengals fans so I'm a Bengals fan too."
The teacher is now angry." That's no reason" she says loudly. What if your mom was a m***n and your dad was an id**t?"
Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steeler fan."