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The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, goes...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Time for Henny Youngman

OK, they're old jokes - but they're still funny.... 36 Classic Henny Youngman Quotes 1. I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife every finds out, she'll kill me! 2. My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little...

by User avatar Guest

And you thought teachers had it easy...

Here's a new one. Whatever happened to the tack on teacher's chair ? Boy, 8, drives teacher's car home An eight-year-old boy stole his teacher's car and drove a mile home. Akos Szabo from the western Hungarian village of Koeszeg broke into the car, adjusted the mirrors and drove home to...

by User avatar andydp

Quote of the day

From today's Globe and Mail: An old man in a chaise lounge lay dead in a grassy median as hungry babies wailed around him. Around the corner, an elderly woman lay dead in her wheelchair, covered up by a blanket, and another body lay beside her wrapped in a sheet. "I don't treat my dog like...

by User avatar cdnhollywood

Business Terms for the 21st Century

27 Business Terms for the 21st Century 1. TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks. 2. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. 3. SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a...

by User avatar andydp

Estrogen and Lysistrada or Sex and Politics

Here's what can happen... Women seize power from lazy men Women in a Croatian village have seized power from their lazy menfolk in local elections. After their success, the women of Lozisca on the island of Brac vowed "to let the men back into our beds, but never back into politics"....

by User avatar andydp

BBQ - just a joke

BBQ-ing is the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man declares he will BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion: 1) The woman goes to the store and buys everything. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. 3) The woman...

by User avatar wanttorun100

A "Honeymoon Suite" with a pole...

I suppose the bride gets to slide down the "Batpole"... Hotel creates Batman room A hotel has dedicated a room to Batman. The room at the Hilton hotel in Buenos Aires, Argentina resembles a cave and is full of interactive games and videos showing sequences of batman movies. It even has...

by User avatar andydp

Brand New: Soco Amaretto Lime lyrics

passed out... on the overpass... sunday's best and broken glass broken down from the bikes and bars suspended like spirits over speeding cars you and me were kings over the parkway tonight and tonight will go on forever while we walk around this town like we own the streets and stay away from...

by User avatar blue

How about a "feel good" story ?

Makes you happy this guy is doing OK. Cloakroom in the middle of the pavement A man in Brazil has created a cloakroom in the middle of a pavement. Edson Ferreira Maia, who was homeless before he came up with the idea, makes 50 (About $ 75 US) a day to keep the goods while people go into...

by User avatar andydp