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How do you make louts cross ?

Tailgating would work...

by User avatar andydp

A sign of the Apocalypse

DRUNKEN CHIMPS THREATEN HUMANS Officials report beer contributes to the threat chimpanzees sometimes present in western Uganda. The chimps have been raiding illegal brewing operations in forested river valleys and getting drunk on the country beer. Once intoxicated, they become hostile and attack...

by User avatar Guest

A joke for the ladies

A woman is talking to her friend and states: "There's definetly something wrong with my husband." Friend: "What do you think it might be ?" "Well, he either has Aids or is in the first stage of Alzeimers; how can I find out ?" "Take him for a ride in the country, if he gets back - don't...

by User avatar andydp

Insult Thread of The Day...add yours here!

Get thee to a nunnery. 8O :umno:

by User avatar JUJR

It's a deep thought!

Before a mad scientist goes mad, there's probably a time when he's only partially mad. And this is the time when he's going to throw his best parties. -Jack Handey

by User avatar shelflifers

Deep Thought Time - losing important things in your life

"If you lose your job, your marriage and your mind all in one week, try to lose your mind first, because then the other stuff won't matter that much." -Jack Handey

by User avatar shelflifers

Funny story about taking laxatives

Answered by a doctor

"My doctor told me I need to take a laxative!!!" "Not in my store you don't!"

by User avatar brethelm

Jokes for a good morning

A Licensed Counselor was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom. "Your...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

I love this song.

It's just another reason why It all comes down to you and I Just have another drink Waste some time with me We're happy in the meantime

by User avatar MechEngDropout

having mom over for a dinner joke

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER ! . . . . . You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been...

by User avatar JACKED UP