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This is a discussion board about almost anything. Here you can meet interesting people, hear different opinions, and engage in small talk. The only requirement is that the subject is interesting!

Jokes for the Wimmens!

CURTAIN RODS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music,...

by User avatar Guest

Another deep thought for monday!

"As a young boy, when you get splashed by a mud puddle on the way to school, you wonder if you should go home and change, but be late for school, or go to school the way you are; dirty and soaking wet. Well, while he tried to decide, I drove by and splashed him again." - Jack Handey

by User avatar Guest

Monday Morning Humor - truck driver and blonde

Beware! Winter is Coming. All you northerners can relate to this one As a trucker stops for a red light, a good looking blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Sheila and you are...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Movie Review: Bulletproof Monk

Bulletproof Monk rocked! I really enjoyed the movie. If you like fast paced kung fu flicks, this is for you. A lot of cute one-liners. And Chow Yun-Fat is quite easy on the eyes! Even a couple of chick fights~if you like that sort of thing.

by User avatar airehead

LABOR DAY HUMOR - even though its not labor day

An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: floors, sweeping, and cleaning). After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage, $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address,...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Why Most Professions Are Dirty

The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." The Dentist because he says, "Open wide." The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it...

by User avatar Guest

Beer Humor and joke

Top Ten Signs You've Purchased A Bad Beer 10. TV Ads Begin "From the sparkling waters of Lake Erie ..." 9. The second you take a sip, your liver explodes 8. For some reason, it's sold in the detergent aisle 7. It was actually brewed by Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams 6. Instead of a wagon...

by User avatar Guest

The nun and cab driver joke!

A cabbie picks up a Nun on 5th Ave. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you. " She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

A good quote from Jonathan Swift

"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." -Jonathan Swift I am currently reading A Confederacy of Dunces, which opens with this quote. Though I am barely over halfway through the book, I don't hesitate to say...

by User avatar MechEngDropout

Husband and wife joke

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. After staggering aorund a bit, he asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey,...

by User avatar andydp