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One 911 call we won't see on "Cops"

As Bugs Bunny says: What a maroon !!! 'Police? My onion rings are cold!' A US woman was arrested for calling 911 after a restaurant served her cold onion rings. Sharita Williams, 30, of Houma, Louisiana, told police the food was cold when she received it and the waiter refused to replace...

by User avatar andydp

Is knowing where every piece of candy is located a bad thing?

A coworker just told me he thinks I know where every piece of candy is located on every desk in the company. Should I be embarrassed?

by User avatar pokychick

So really.....what do you have to do to get married?

bottom line.......how many days in advance you gotta plan this little event?......do you have to get a blood test?.......where do you get the license?......who can perform the ceremony?.....Justice of the Peace, minister.....ship captain?

by User avatar bburgoyne26

Have you ever gone running through the kitchen and planted your foot on a dryer sheet?

Answered by a doctor

Son is still laughing at me, he asked me if I was line dancing.

by User avatar JACKED UP

Do you say "mmmmbye" when hanging up the phone?

I always do :D

by User avatar Laurie Ellen

Difference between Men and Women

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the...

by User avatar andydp

16 reasons why alcohol should be served at work

|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ || | BUSCH | ||'""|""\__,_ |_____________ l ||__|__|___|) |(@(@)""""""""**|(@)(@)***|(@) 16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It leads to more honest communications. 3....

by User avatar akern

Unemployment Poll: Panic or Not?

Anyone ever collect unemployment benefits? How well did they serve you, and is unemployment something to really panic about?

by User avatar RunsLikeAGirl

Nicknames for runners you always see

There's the usual crowd that you see while out running. What nicknames do you give the people? Pre - this guy bears a striking resemblance to Prefontaine. I once referred to this guy when talking to a friend and she knew exactly who I was talking about. The Whistler - an old guy that runs...

by User avatar MechEngDropout

shout at the GREATEST HITS!

ahhh the memories! Top 3 songs? (first two tracks were unreleased crap) 3. Girls, Girls, Girls 4. Kickstart My Heart 5. Wild Side 6. Glitter (Remix) 7. Dr. Feelgood 8. Same Ol' Situation 9. Home Sweet Home 10. Afraid 11. Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) 12. Without You 13. Smokin' In The Boys Room...

by User avatar Guest