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This is a discussion board about almost anything. Here you can meet interesting people, hear different opinions, and engage in small talk. The only requirement is that the subject is interesting!

For those of us in the workforce

a joke: A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude andspotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You are in a hot...

by User avatar andydp

By popular vote: The Burning Strip Club Story

Safety test burns club to ground A strip club owner burned his club to the ground while trying to prove it was fire-proof to health and safety inspectors. Benedict Frank, owner of the Cabaret Club in Kienberg, Switzerland, started the blaze to show how fire-proof it was when he was visited by...

by User avatar andydp

i got a $20 bill that says:

no one's ever seen you without makeup you're always made up and i'm sick of your tattoos and the way you always criticize the Smiths and morrisey and i know that you're a sucker for anything accoustic when i say 'lets keep in touch' i really mean i wish that you'd grow up this is the...

by User avatar blue

A joke for the ladies about the "man of the house"

MAN OF THE HOUSE The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to...

by User avatar andydp

So, if you were in really, really intolerable pain

To the point where you could not not sleep, or concentrate, would you 1) Suck it up, even though it meant being incapable of functioning at work (no ability to concentrate) ture. 2) Take prescribed narcotics, and get some relief, but still be unable to function as well, but at least somewhat....

by User avatar Guest

For the Ladies: A Mid Summer Night's Poem

Heard this this AM. Thought it would be nice for all you romantic types out there. It has been four months since Valentine's Day. Time to rekindle the flames... It's Midsummer Night's Eve,... It's a time for lovers. As an old Swedish proverb says, "Midsummer night is not long, but it sets many...

by User avatar andydp

FOR MEN ONLY: Points to Ponder...

Proof that men are logical: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder. This evidently pissed the driver off enough, that he hung out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is...

by User avatar Guest

Well, on the subject of shy guys...

Here's some Biblical examples and guidance on finding a wife... THE TOP 14 BIBLICAL WAYS TO ACQUIRE A WIFE 1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. - (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) 2. Find a prostitute and marry her....

by User avatar Guest

Train - Something More - best lyrics ever!

I just opened up my eyes And let the world come climbing in It s all better now, things are gonna work somehow If I just sleep another hour Tried to reach you at your mom s Hey baby why you trying to keep away for so long I stopped feeling good, somehow I just knew I would I guess I ll sleep...

by User avatar MechEngDropout

For those adults that appreciate jokes...

Here's some classics... 36 Classic Henny Youngman Quotes 1. I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife every finds out, she'll kill me! 2. My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food..... She goes...

by User avatar Guest