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keeping panties on in surgery

was told that the panties had to be removed because of burns that could occur relating to the waist band conducting heat from some source maybe carturizing ,has anyone known this to be factual or just a load bs from the nurse

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how many internet people does it take to change a light bulb

*Light Bulb List Members* Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,331: 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light...

by User avatar copteacher

Finally a GOOD running encounter!

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As an urban runner I always have bad experiences (cars trying to mow me down, people tossing cigarettes/bottles/whatevah at me, dogs chasing me) but once in a great while I have a good one. This is a particularly good one. ------------------------------------ So I'm out on my run last night. On...

by User avatar elkid

Cute little Joke about pregnant mother

When my mother was pregnant with me, she bumped into a record player. There was no damage done to me, damage done to me, damage done to me

by User avatar karlene

Horror movies your first & current (last seen)

First: Texas Chainsaw Current: The Ring.

by User avatar Morpheus99

World's Greatest ___________?

name some things that are the world's greatest.

by User avatar coachmarkos

Reasons why its good to be a woman

Life is good when you're a female... We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. We can cry and get off speeding fines. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a...

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Men's PMS Support Thread - Ladies please ignore (Updated)

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HA ! Made you look !! OK men we know there is only one defense against PMS. What jokes do you have about PMS ? Joke 1: What is the difference between a Rottweiler and a woman on PMS ? Nail polish (Alternate answer: The Rottleweiler will eventually let go) Joke 2: How many women on PMS does it take...

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THE 20 ABSOLUTE WORSE THINGS TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER

Its probably been posted here before... THE 20 ABSOLUTE WORSE THINGS TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin'...

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Office Scavenger Hunt - 10 goals

Okay.. time to stretch your legs! Make a quick loop of the work premises and see how many of these 10 you can find. 1) Co-worker with no fashion sense 2) Co-worker dozing 3) Coffee stain 4) Heater and open window 5) Cursing co-worker 6) Discussion on happy hour 7) Leftovers 8) Co-worker...

by User avatar jrjo