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Do you believe in Astrology?

OK, so the movement of the stars and planets determines my destiny? Really? And here I was thinking that was gravity in action. I can see someone having a casual interest in this, like Tarot cards, but does anyone really take this seriously? It's all so vague, you can buy a bag of fortune...

by User avatar prohemp

Some days I hate myself

but most days, I hate somebody else.

by User avatar purple hayes

How big are marriage survival chances between a fitness junkie and a non-fitness person?

Answered by a doctor

How do you rate their marriage survival chances? After Tof lost weight and got fit there was a period of about a year when I continued on in my sedentary ways. Had I not chosen to jump on the health bandwagon I wonder if it would have caused tension between us? Thoughts? It's a lifestyle after...

by User avatar ShannonG

Irony at its finest

The pregnant girl ranted about the fumes from the KILZ paint/sealer that was being applied next door. She had to go outside to escape the smell and possible harm it might present. She was standing outside the building in the fresh air. Smoking.

by User avatar Sahara

What are your favorite things?

Just list your favorite things. :) Favorite Food: Ribs Favorite Ice Cream: Chocolate Devotion from Cold Stone's Favorite Sport (other than running): Basketball Favorite Team: Lakers Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday Favorite Thing: Ice Favorite Weather: Rain Favorite Place: Alaska and...

by User avatar xsPrINT_old

Classic Car Nuts only - Car Question

Chevy had the El Camino Ford had the Ranchero Did Pontiac have a corresponding model ? Somewhere in the back of my mind I think there was. Then again there's a lot back there.

by User avatar andydp

what did the drummer get on his IQ test? Music jokes time!

what did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool what do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? a drummer what's the difference between a drummer and a pizza? the pizza can feed a family of four why was the piano invented? so the musician would have a place to set his beer what...

by User avatar keltic63

A lawyer, a car salesman and a banker at a funeral joke

A lawyer, a car salesman and a banker were at a funeral, gathered by the coffin of their old friend. In his grief, the banker said, In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they ll have something to spend over there. They all agreed that this was appropriate. The banker...

by User avatar thegman

Deep Thought for the night

"If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming." jack Handey

by User avatar shelflifers

Short jokes for happy time

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." 3. A jumper...

by User avatar Running Brewer