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What is your favorite and least favorite smell?

ok, since I had a big heaping plate of dumbass for breakfast this morning, let's do this anyway. favorites- new car smell and leather least favorite--- a bad bad cigar/ ass

by User avatar j1miller

so I'm running/jogging (whatevah) down the street.....

Answered by a doctor

.....and the 83 yr old farmer down the road turns to me... "wow you must be going 5 miles an hour" :x

by User avatar runaroundsue

Romania: Where men are men and sexism is alive and well...

Nurses in Romania to wear miniskirts Doctors from a Romanian town want all the nurses to wear miniskirts. Doctors from Iasi have written to officals saying they want a change. They claim the old uniforms are out-of-date. Their demand has been taken into consideration by the National House of...

by User avatar andydp

how to tell the sex of a fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3...

by User avatar Guest

truth hurts - but not as much as a boot to the head!

a boot to the head! I'm just say'in

by User avatar wanttorun100

Supporting the troops VS Agreeing with the policy

This is a kind of spin off from coach's post. I never quite understood how supporting the troops had to necesarrily equate to agreeing with policy. So, say if i oppose the way the war is being handled or question the presumptions in going to war...i can (and probably will) be accused of not...

by User avatar Pug

How do your eat your sandwich?

When eating a burger or other sandwich, do you eat around the edge to save the middle for last, do you apply the typewriter method or do you start at one end and just plow through to the other side? I plow. Lord do i plow. My one daughter utilizes the typewriter method to a T. And you? When I say...

by User avatar Guest

What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma?

Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma? A: Carry-Oakies

by User avatar MM

What should i do today?

What should I do today: 1) Spend the rest of the day at the pool (remember: I have the 8 month old!) 2) Do some work to make some money 3) Re-organize my house (since I just read an awesome decorating magazine) 4) Go shopping 5) Finish reading some books

by User avatar DCRunningDiva

Latest from Austria: Stop stealing the F***ing Sign

'Stop stealing our F**king signs' The mayor of an Austrian town called 'F**king' has appealed to British tourists to stop stealing the road signs. Siegfried Hauppl said the small town always attracted a lot of attention from tourists driving up from nearby Salzburg to pose for pictures in front...

by User avatar andydp