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Poll Not Poll: Would you pay?

I went to the doctor about a month ago. He thought it might be mono, so he wanted to send off a blood sample for a mono test. Because I was paying out of pocket, I asked him how much it would cost and he said $15-20. He said to call him the next day (for results I suppose). I called him 2 days later...

by User avatar MechEngDropout

Sheep in bed a bit of a yarn!

what more can you say to this ? Sheep in bed a bit of a yarn A Wanaka man may have had the wool pulled over his eyes after he called 111 to report he had woken up to find a sheep in his bed, police say. Senior Constable Ian Henderson said the 19-year-old man sounded rather traumatised when he...

by User avatar andydp

Humor for the day...why math is important

Written By A Very Wise Man This is why math is taught in school. I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung...

by User avatar Guest

Funny Management Quotes - found in magazine

Recently, a magazine ran a contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life managers. Here are some of the submissions: 1. As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Movie Review: Starsky & Hutch (2004)

(a joint review with Library Chick) A film by Todd Philipps. For you youngsters out there, Starsky & Hutch was one of three definitive TV series in which a car had as much a leading role as the actors. Whereas The Dukes of Hazzard was a real-life cartoon, and Knight Rider was taking...

by User avatar gretriever

Bad customer service problem

Today is DEFINITELY F&*K with the customer day: After the Starbucks Incident I went to the grocery store for a sub for lunch. The grocery store deli is amazingly slow, but i go into there KNOWING it's slow so it's not a big deal. Today i walked up to the counter and ordered a Philly...

by User avatar Guest

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid...

by User avatar Guest

Is it a crime to gutter your own thread?

Just askin... burp

by User avatar j1miller

Murphy's Laws For Law Enforcement

Since there's lots of popos here, I thought this would be appreciated. Note also the author is from PA Murphy's Laws For Law Enforcement The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop. Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind...

by User avatar Guest

Deep Thought for the day!

"I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary." --Jack Handey

by User avatar shelflifers