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The Ten Commandments To Technology Drones

This is the kind of thing that happens when, in a discussion of Usenet abuse problems, somebody asks why it takes three days to get a relatively simple change made in a news server... The Ten Commandments To Technology Drones (or, why Dilbert's problems are all too real to some of us.) 1. Thou...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

It's an ancient Chinese art

... and everybody knew their part For my friend, ain't you a stiff Then I'm kickin' from the hip Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit fright'ning But they fought with expert timing THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!

by User avatar elkid

Be all that you can be

Dear Ma and Pa Am well. Hope you are. Tell brother Walt and brother Elmer the Army beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 5 a.m., but am getting so I like to...

by User avatar Guest

I Doubt this is real, but is funny to think about!

I am sure some of you have seen this and and can prove that it is false but it was still fun to read! This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the state's letter before you get to the...

by User avatar Guest

Why oh why did I take 2 days in a row off?

I took 2 days off for various reasons, but now I'm back to work. I'd rather be sleeping in again today. I start work at 8:15, have a 45 min prep period, then hall duty from 9-9:25, followed by another 35 min prep period. at 10am my first class comes in and I go straight until lunch with no...

by User avatar keltic63

Any regrets you dont want to repeat?

As you look over your past year or week or month or day--any regrets you don't want to repeat? Any you don't know how to fix? I have one. I know how to fix it, but "pride goeth before the fall" as they say... You?

by User avatar airehead

It's a deep thought for today is what it is...

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door. - Jack Handey

by User avatar shelflifers

Don't Step on the Ducks!

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

today was camp day!

all coffee proceeds went to send a kid to camp via the Tim Hortons Child Foundation. as the manager said "sell some muffins or were aren't going to make any money today" lol. some kids cut school for volunteer hours (a grad req. now), and we had a blast. (at least i enjoyed the switch working...

by User avatar blue

the carpenter story

Once upon a time, two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict. It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery and trading labor and goods as needed without a hitch. Then the long collaboration fell apart. It began with a small...

by User avatar Floridaboiler