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Movie Review: Hard Eight (1996)

A film by Paul Thomas Anderson This was the first film by director Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch-Drunk Love), and it seems to have improved with age. It has the slower, deliberate pacing that seems to be a P.T.A. trademark, and it is a dark little movie. The more I watch...

by User avatar Pug

These are things you should know.

My question is how do they know how long a gold fish can remember? 1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 4. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing....

by User avatar Floridaboiler

This is what true friends are like

Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship! 1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Three Little words That Work !!

Three Little Words That Work !! (1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..." Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt....

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Deep Demotivata for the weekend.

One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with a wooden stake. - Jack Handy *do I smell a name change, rando? ------------ My apologies if I've used this one already. It's a good one, alright. joel

by User avatar shelflifers

Drivers, not roads or cars, are biggest danger

Well, duh! When asked how they would do if they retook their driving test, 72 percent said they would ace it, and just one percent said they would fail. Of course they would pass the test. They know risky behaviors and would not do those during the driving test. It is the whole idea that people...

by User avatar Guest

Movie: The Love Letter

Did any of you ever see this movie? Kate Capshaw, Ellen Degeneres, Tom Selleck? Kate is a runnin' FOOL in this movie. She books it across town, over the beach, back up into town the back way. She's in killer shape. An older friend in this movie sees her pause and rest, and tells her "You...

by User avatar Laurie Ellen

Red Neck Love Poem

Red Neck Love Poem Susie Lee done fell in love; She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all She told her Pappy so. Pappy told her, "Susie gal, You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know, But Joe is yo' half brother" > So Susie...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Especially for our RR IRS employee-tax humor

Internal Revenue Service Theme Song Tax his cow, Tax his goat; Tax his pants, Tax his coat; Tax his crop, Tax his work; Tax his ties, Tax his shirt; Tax his chew, Tax his smoke Teach him taxing is no joke. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule; Tell him, Taxing is the rule. Tax...

by User avatar copteacher

You Might Be A Member Of A Redneck Church If...

You Might Be A Member Of A Redneck Church If... The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members know how to play one. People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5,000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was...

by User avatar Floridaboiler