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Deep Demotivator for Tuesday...

"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because....what is that thing?!" ---Jack Handey -------------------

by User avatar shelflifers

Top 10 Signs The Easter Bunny Is Cranky

10. Goes around telling children that Santa's not real. 9. All the eggs seem to be hidden in dingy Irish pubs. 8. Says to one of the kids,"Tug my tail again and you're on a milk carton." 7. Created the "Melissa" computer virus. 6. Recently walked in on his wife and the Energizer Bunny 5. Dyes...

by User avatar Cappy

Funniest thing I've heard all day.

One co-oinker to another: "Hey Harry, I saved your life!" Harry: "Huh? "I killed a sh!t eating dog." :LOL::LOL:

by User avatar akern

Deep Thought for Friday...

I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman. -Jack Handey

by User avatar shelflifers

More for the 80's music lovers...

I put this in TriBobs thread first, but realized that not everyone may catch it that way. And seeing as there's been some talk about 80's music in here lately... This station isn't ALL 80's, but they play a LOT of it (and 60's and 70's and 90's and 00's), and they stream, so you can all listen 93.7...

by User avatar Guest

The Truth About Healthcare

HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live...

by User avatar Pug

Favorite snake movies

Raiders of the Lost Ark King Kong Python (Jenny McCarthy is in it) Boogie Nights (that thing is HUGE! :umno: )

by User avatar RocketPack

Book Review: He's Just Not That Into You

I only went back three pages so my apologies if you've done this one already, I know it's been out a while. HILARIOUS book but ladies, beware! It may hit a leeeetle too close to home and you may find yourself simultaneously saying "I know that son of a..." and "holy crap, did I ACTUALLY DO THAT?"...

by User avatar genie

7 reasons not to mess with a child

A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the...

by User avatar Guest

Deep Thought / Breakfast Club of the Day!

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." -Jack handey --------------------------- Vernon: Questions? Bender: Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? Vernon: I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr.Bender,...

by User avatar shelflifers