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7 reasons not to mess with a child

A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the...

by User avatar Guest

Deep Thought / Breakfast Club of the Day!

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." -Jack handey --------------------------- Vernon: Questions? Bender: Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? Vernon: I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr.Bender,...

by User avatar shelflifers

Final Fubby for this morning!

Mrs. Ward goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test results. The lab tech says to her, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there's been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your husband to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Why We Love Kids

Just got this e-mail from my Mom. Why We Love Kids NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back...

by User avatar coachmarkos

Movie review: The Woodsman

This movie was made by the same guy who did "Monster's Ball" and stars Kevin Bacon, Kyra Sedgwick, and Eve. It took a while for me to be able to rent this movie...after all, who wants to see a movie about a child molestor newly released from jail and trying to start over? Very interesting movie...

by User avatar blueskies

Failure to Launch review

Watched it this weekend, had an open mind about it. Definite chick flick. Cute, predictable, feel good. Leads were well chosen, definite chemistry. Premise: Matthew McConaughey stars as a 35 year old man who is still living at home. SJ Parker stars as a woman who gets paid to date men...

by User avatar airehead

What is your favorite track and field event?

What is your favorite track and field event, dicuss?

by User avatar BamBam

Chronicles: Volume 1 - Bob Dylan

Bob Dylan writes just the way I would imagine he would talk. He uses wild descriptions and his explanations left me more confused than when I started the paragraph. For example, early on in the book Dylan writes about hearing Roy Orbison's music on the radio and how it is the kind of music that...

by User avatar Pug

Chinese proverbs for the wise

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Linksys Router problems/ questions

My home Linksys 802.11B Router/Switch doesn't work any longer. None of the lights light-up on the router anymore. When you plug it in, a few of the lights flash on quickly and then shut off. When I plug my network cable (from the jack) directly into the network card on my computer, the light...

by User avatar sonnylax