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This is a discussion board about almost anything. Here you can meet interesting people, hear different opinions, and engage in small talk. The only requirement is that the subject is interesting!

The song of golf

In my hand I hold a ball.... white and dimpled, rather small.... Oh , how bland it does appear.... this harmless looking little sphere.... By its size I could not guess.... the awesome strength it does possess... But since I fell beneath its spell.... I 've wandered through the fires of...

by User avatar Guest

Italian confession joke!

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father...during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Favorite Simpsons episode

It's hard to pick just one, but I think mine is the one in which the Van Hautens get divorced. And my favorite line from it is: "Can I have the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changing wigs."

by User avatar Gogirlgo

Types of runners, sterotypes, funny habits?

Sooo.. I'm not exactly a runner, I'm an artist looking for some information about runners for my next project : ) I'm hoping to do a cartoon still about running, and looking for funny things I can exaggerate. Like maybe someone wearing to many sweat bands, or funny expressions. Any little bit of...

by User avatar vinnx

Joke of the day

A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquires. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible," the...

by User avatar Morpheus99

Greatest Hits...Oh Yeah!

Aerosmith's "Oh Yeah!" pick 3 favorites! disc one 1) Mama Kin 2) Dream On 3) Same Old Song And Dance 4) Seasons Of Wither 5) Walk This Way 6) Big Ten Inch Record 7) Sweet Emotion 8) Last Child 9) Back In The Saddle 10)...

by User avatar shelflifers

Poll: Favorite Christmas cartoons?

1. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer-60's 2. The Little Drummer Boy-1968 3. Frosty the Snowman-1969 4. The Year without a Santa Claus 1974 5. The Grinch that Stole Christmas-1966 6. Peanuts Christmas-1965 Yes, I am showing my age, but these were the cartoons of my youth. The "Year without a...

by User avatar Kimba90

Some jokes to keep you going

These were passed along by a dear friend. >>WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST >>She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. >>Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. >>Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. >>Her boyfriend is on the cover...

by User avatar Guest

Product: Neutrogena micro-mist tanning spray

In a word, it's suck. I read the directions carefully, following word for word. You spray it on, wait five minutes to dry, and in 2 to 4 hours it turns you 3 shades darker. As Goette Une and I are really fair-skinned and can't tan, we gave it a whirl. The thing is, you don't have to rub it in...

by User avatar Guest

Deep thought for the weekend!

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone. Jack handey

by User avatar shelflifers