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What to say if you get caught sleeping on your desk!

IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew!...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Who do you think of when you read these lyrics???

Here are some lyrics from "Freewheelin' Bob Dylan." (released in 1963)Been having trouble figuring out who it reminds me of most so i thought you might vote on it. Masters of War Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build the big...

by User avatar prohemp

They are no more (happy hour on Friday)

The militant leather-wearing vegetarian and the Queen of Misery, that is. Corporate consultants put six names on the hit list; mind you there are - um, were - 37 people in my entire office. El Presidente was able to get four off of it. These two were selected supposedly based on seniority and...

by User avatar elkid

Health Effects of Passive Smoking Questioned

Health Effects of Passive Smoking Questioned (Fri May 16,10:27 AM ET) LONDON (Reuters) - Researchers reporting in a British medical journal said Friday that passive smoking may not be as harmful as previously thought -- leading critics to question the study's method and ties to the tobacco...

by User avatar elkid

you are my only girl song

but you're not my owner girl you are my only girl but you're not my owner. talk to me, dance with me... (somethin' somethin') talk to me, dance with me... (somethin' else somethin' else) Hot Hot Heat is great.

by User avatar blue

How IT Happens - the beginning

> Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate Life, > Chapter 1 , Verses 1-15: > 1. In the beginning there was the Plan. > > 2. And then came the Assumptions. > > 3. And the Assumptions were without form. > > 4. And the Plan was without Substance. > > 5. And darkness was upon...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

A lady writes joke

Last year I replaced several windows in our house. They were the expensive double-insulated energy efficient kind.This week I got a call from the contractor complaining that though the work has been done for a year, I have failed to pay for them. Boy, oh boy, did we go 'round and 'round. I told him...

by User avatar Guest

Best Southern quotes!

Forwarding some Southern quotes. These are not jokes, they jus sound that way if you're not from around here. SOUTHERN QUOTES 1. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. 2. It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch. 3. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Everyday People (Stewart) lyrics

Everyday People (Stewart) Sometimes I'm right then I can be wrong My own beliefs are in my songs A butcher, a banker, a drummer and then Makes no difference what group I'm in I am everyday people Then it's the blue ones who can't accept The green ones for living with The black ones...

by User avatar Maddies Wench

Joke of the Day

Back in the time when the Samurai were important, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai, so he sent a declaration throughout the land that he was searching for the very best. A year passed, and only 3 people showed up for the trials: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese...

by User avatar Guest