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Another deep thought for monday!

"As a young boy, when you get splashed by a mud puddle on the way to school, you wonder if you should go home and change, but be late for school, or go to school the way you are; dirty and soaking wet. Well, while he tried to decide, I drove by and splashed him again." - Jack Handey

by User avatar Guest

Monday Morning Humor - truck driver and blonde

Beware! Winter is Coming. All you northerners can relate to this one As a trucker stops for a red light, a good looking blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Sheila and you are...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Movie Review: Bulletproof Monk

Bulletproof Monk rocked! I really enjoyed the movie. If you like fast paced kung fu flicks, this is for you. A lot of cute one-liners. And Chow Yun-Fat is quite easy on the eyes! Even a couple of chick fights~if you like that sort of thing.

by User avatar airehead

LABOR DAY HUMOR - even though its not labor day

An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: floors, sweeping, and cleaning). After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage, $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address,...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Why Most Professions Are Dirty

The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." The Dentist because he says, "Open wide." The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it...

by User avatar Guest

Movie Review: Mystic River

In short. Acting A+ Story-A+ scenery and stuff A+ We loved the movie. Sean Penn, Tim Robbins and Kevin Bacon were not only good but believable. I picked out the "bad guy" early in the movie even though Robin was convinced otherwise, I picked up some clues that led me to believe and...

by User avatar copteacher

Beer Humor and joke

Top Ten Signs You've Purchased A Bad Beer 10. TV Ads Begin "From the sparkling waters of Lake Erie ..." 9. The second you take a sip, your liver explodes 8. For some reason, it's sold in the detergent aisle 7. It was actually brewed by Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams 6. Instead of a wagon...

by User avatar Guest

The nun and cab driver joke!

A cabbie picks up a Nun on 5th Ave. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you. " She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Quote of the Day, just for you!

"My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as important or satisfying. Always aim for achievement...

by User avatar elkid

Top Ten jokes of all time

some are lame but there is a theme...........and it ain't Christmas # 10 A fortyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The...

by User avatar prohemp