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Funny joke for the day!

After a hardy Indiana rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the...

by User avatar JACKED UP

Ole and Sven humor

Sven and Ole, who are both from Northern Minnesota, traveled down to Texas for a vacation. While walking along a busy downtown street in Dallas, they see a sign in a store window which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each and Trousers $2.50 a pair." Ole says to his pal, "Sven, look at dat! Ve...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

A little irreverent humor

:LOL: Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? * OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as...

by User avatar shelee

Batman Begins movie review

After missing it in the theatre, and having it sit on my DVD player for a week or two, I finally watched Batman Begins. Damn, if that isn't what a Batman movie should be. The origin story worked so well and I really, really hope that Christopher Nolan makes the next two. He did such a great job...

by User avatar Pug

Weekend Greatest Hits

1. Just What I Needed 2. My Best Friend's Girl 3. Good Times Roll 4. You're All I've Got Tonight 5. Bye Bye Love 6. Moving In Stereo 7. Let's Go 8. It's All I Can Do 9. Dangerous Type 10. Touch And Go 11. Shake It Up 12. Since You're Gone 13. I'm Not The One 14. You Might Think 15....

by User avatar Cappy

a test to see if you can follow directions

read this out loud: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is goober cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word only, in each line from the start. good...

by User avatar copteacher

He said, she said (jokes)

Although I'm a read blood American male, some of these are pretty damn funny! Enjoy ladies.... :) He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you have nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? ********************** He said . . .Should we try swapping positions tonight? She...

by User avatar Guest

Joke to survive the day

> > >A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and > > >asked his > > >grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, > > >"they're up in bed." The > > >little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and > > >went out to play. > > >Then > > >he came back in for lunch and asked...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

One more burden of marriage...

Answered by a doctor

At least the prize is worth it... Estonians reign at wife-carrying championships SONKAJARVI: Finishing upside down clinging to a man's back may not be the most graceful way of winning gold, but it sure helped Sandra Kullas and Margo Uusorg to the world wife-carrying crown on Saturday. The...

by User avatar andydp

I like this song!

Rodney Atkins If You're Going Through Hell (Before The Devil Even Knows) Well you know those times When you feel like there's a sign there on your back Say's I don't mind if ya kick me Seems like everybody has Things go from bad to worse You'd think they can't get worse than that And...

by User avatar Floridaboiler