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Everyday People (Stewart) lyrics

Everyday People (Stewart) Sometimes I'm right then I can be wrong My own beliefs are in my songs A butcher, a banker, a drummer and then Makes no difference what group I'm in I am everyday people Then it's the blue ones who can't accept The green ones for living with The black ones...

by User avatar Maddies Wench

Joke of the Day

Back in the time when the Samurai were important, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai, so he sent a declaration throughout the land that he was searching for the very best. A year passed, and only 3 people showed up for the trials: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese...

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Types of guys who are using toilet

The Pee Name List Excitable Type: Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger. Sociable Type: Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not. Timid Type: Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later. Noisy Type: Whistles loudly, peeps...

by User avatar Laurie Ellen

How to be a troll on Olympics

Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?" - Jack Handey props to PH for finding me some new ones! --------

by User avatar shelflifers

Make Your Choice story

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

One new joke about cannibals!

Five Cannibals get appointed in a Insurance Organization. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees." The cannibals promise not to...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Genders of everyday's items

If you are like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. However, what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example: 1. Ziploc Bag - Male because they hold everything in but you can see right through them. 2. Copier - Female, because once turn on,...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

I heard he sang a good song...

... he sang a good song I heard he had a style And so I came to see him To listen for a while And there he was this young boy A stranger to my eyes Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words Killing me softly with his song Killing me softly with his song Telling my...

by User avatar elkid

wal-mart urine test joke

wal-mart urine test One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

I wanna give you my love lyrics

Love Touch Rod Stewart Oh, baby, I don't know why But somehow I always seem to Get tangled up in my pride But oh, baby, we're not that blind Deep down inside you know This love's worth one more try Don't push it all aside 'Cos I wanna be good for you I didn't mean to be bad But...

by User avatar Laurie Ellen