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Quote of the day

From today's Globe and Mail: An old man in a chaise lounge lay dead in a grassy median as hungry babies wailed around him. Around the corner, an elderly woman lay dead in her wheelchair, covered up by a blanket, and another body lay beside her wrapped in a sheet. "I don't treat my dog like...

by User avatar cdnhollywood

Business Terms for the 21st Century

27 Business Terms for the 21st Century 1. TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks. 2. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. 3. SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a...

by User avatar andydp

Estrogen and Lysistrada or Sex and Politics

Here's what can happen... Women seize power from lazy men Women in a Croatian village have seized power from their lazy menfolk in local elections. After their success, the women of Lozisca on the island of Brac vowed "to let the men back into our beds, but never back into politics"....

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BBQ - just a joke

BBQ-ing is the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man declares he will BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion: 1) The woman goes to the store and buys everything. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. 3) The woman...

by User avatar wanttorun100

A "Honeymoon Suite" with a pole...

I suppose the bride gets to slide down the "Batpole"... Hotel creates Batman room A hotel has dedicated a room to Batman. The room at the Hilton hotel in Buenos Aires, Argentina resembles a cave and is full of interactive games and videos showing sequences of batman movies. It even has...

by User avatar andydp

Brand New: Soco Amaretto Lime lyrics

passed out... on the overpass... sunday's best and broken glass broken down from the bikes and bars suspended like spirits over speeding cars you and me were kings over the parkway tonight and tonight will go on forever while we walk around this town like we own the streets and stay away from...

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How about a "feel good" story ?

Makes you happy this guy is doing OK. Cloakroom in the middle of the pavement A man in Brazil has created a cloakroom in the middle of a pavement. Edson Ferreira Maia, who was homeless before he came up with the idea, makes 50 (About $ 75 US) a day to keep the goods while people go into...

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For those of us in the workforce

a joke: A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude andspotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You are in a hot...

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By popular vote: The Burning Strip Club Story

Safety test burns club to ground A strip club owner burned his club to the ground while trying to prove it was fire-proof to health and safety inspectors. Benedict Frank, owner of the Cabaret Club in Kienberg, Switzerland, started the blaze to show how fire-proof it was when he was visited by...

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i got a $20 bill that says:

no one's ever seen you without makeup you're always made up and i'm sick of your tattoos and the way you always criticize the Smiths and morrisey and i know that you're a sucker for anything accoustic when i say 'lets keep in touch' i really mean i wish that you'd grow up this is the...

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