Couldn't find what you looking for?

TRY OUR SEARCH!

Naked Marathon Humor

Answered by a doctor

THE MARATHON Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!"...

by User avatar Guest

Bulgarians, Breast Implants and Air Bags

Not much commentary to add to this... Crash victim saved by breast implants A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her huge breast implants - which acted as airbags to absorb the impact. Elena Marinova, 24, from Sofia, was involved in a full frontal crash with another car in the...

by User avatar andydp

Thursday Funnies - part Deux

This has been around a few times The Joy of Having Boys. The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin,Texas... Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding): 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house, 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray...

by User avatar andydp

Romanian priest had sex in church...

Don't they have cable TV in Romania ? They all need to find a new hobby. Priest 'had sex in church' Parishers in a Romanian village are protesting about their new priest - because he allegedly had sex in a church. Villagers at Rastoaca, in Vrancea county, organised a street demonstration...

by User avatar andydp

Thanksgiving Humor for the bored!

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

An Iowa State Trooper pulls a car over...

The Juggler An Iowa State Trooper pulled a car over on I-80 near Des Moines. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a juggler and he was on his way to Omaha to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late. The Trooper...

by User avatar JACKED UP

Why we love children

> > A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him >if it was dead or alive. > "Dead." She was informed. > "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. > "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child >innocently. > "You did...

by User avatar Guest

Funny joke for the day!

After a hardy Indiana rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the...

by User avatar JACKED UP

Ole and Sven humor

Sven and Ole, who are both from Northern Minnesota, traveled down to Texas for a vacation. While walking along a busy downtown street in Dallas, they see a sign in a store window which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each and Trousers $2.50 a pair." Ole says to his pal, "Sven, look at dat! Ve...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

A little irreverent humor

:LOL: Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? * OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as...

by User avatar shelee