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Ole and Sven humor

Sven and Ole, who are both from Northern Minnesota, traveled down to Texas for a vacation. While walking along a busy downtown street in Dallas, they see a sign in a store window which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each and Trousers $2.50 a pair." Ole says to his pal, "Sven, look at dat! Ve...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

A little irreverent humor

:LOL: Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? * OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as...

by User avatar shelee

a test to see if you can follow directions

read this out loud: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is goober cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word only, in each line from the start. good...

by User avatar copteacher

He said, she said (jokes)

Although I'm a read blood American male, some of these are pretty damn funny! Enjoy ladies.... :) He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you have nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? ********************** He said . . .Should we try swapping positions tonight? She...

by User avatar Guest

Joke to survive the day

> > >A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and > > >asked his > > >grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, > > >"they're up in bed." The > > >little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and > > >went out to play. > > >Then > > >he came back in for lunch and asked...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

One more burden of marriage...

Answered by a doctor

At least the prize is worth it... Estonians reign at wife-carrying championships SONKAJARVI: Finishing upside down clinging to a man's back may not be the most graceful way of winning gold, but it sure helped Sandra Kullas and Margo Uusorg to the world wife-carrying crown on Saturday. The...

by User avatar andydp

I like this song!

Rodney Atkins If You're Going Through Hell (Before The Devil Even Knows) Well you know those times When you feel like there's a sign there on your back Say's I don't mind if ya kick me Seems like everybody has Things go from bad to worse You'd think they can't get worse than that And...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Remedies that solve problems

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3....

by User avatar Floridaboiler

How to confuse a cyclist...

Write the signs in Welsh. For that matter you can confuse anyone with that language. Welsh cyclists beware - inflamed bladders ahead LONDON: Council officials in Wales were left red-faced after discovering cyclists were being confused by a road sign telling them they had a bladder problem....

by User avatar andydp

Going along with Elvis: A new look at Herartbreak Hotel

"Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell..." Hospital for the broken-hearted A hospital clinic for the broken-hearted has been set up in Germany to give emergency treatment to those who have been dumped. Set up by Munich-based Dr Birgit Delisle, the clinic in the Schwabing...

by User avatar andydp