Monday Morning Humor - truck driver and blonde
Beware! Winter is Coming. All you northerners can relate to this one As a trucker stops for a red light, a good looking blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Sheila and you are...
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Movie Review: Bulletproof Monk
Bulletproof Monk rocked! I really enjoyed the movie. If you like fast paced kung fu flicks, this is for you. A lot of cute one-liners. And Chow Yun-Fat is quite easy on the eyes! Even a couple of chick fights~if you like that sort of thing.
airehead
My period hasn't came, I had a small amount of blood and now flu symptoms
Hi... So 2 weeks ago I had to start my period but it didn't happen and then last week Monday I had severe pains but no blood... I had a small amounts of brownish discharges until Wednesday then it was gone as well... Since then I have been suffering from flu symptoms... Could this be pregnancy ?
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LABOR DAY HUMOR - even though its not labor day
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: floors, sweeping, and cleaning). After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage, $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address,...
Floridaboiler
my boyfriend and I have been fighting a lot, he has a drinking problem
Hi. I just came across this website so I'm checking it out. The reason behind my search is because I am having problems in my relationship. For the past 5 days my boyfriend and I have been fighting a lot. I just learned tonight that he has a drinking problem and of course won't admit to it...
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Why Most Professions Are Dirty
The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." The Dentist because he says, "Open wide." The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it...
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Late period and I had protected intercourse, but period still didn't come
i am 17 and i am 4 days late, but on Saturday night my boy friend and i had sex Protected. but i haven't had sex for over 6 months up until now. Im a little worried considering i was already late on my period while i had sex. And for the past 6 months i have been getting my period. And i don't...
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Had my first Anal Orgasm and it's amazing
Hey guys..Im Gigi..Im a CD and had my first real anal orgasm.. i felt like a women..it was soo intense. it made me tighten my ass and push deeper. He had a long black penis that felt perfect inside me. It basically felt exactly how you would think it would feel for a women.. huge..long.. buildup...
gigicdhottie
How to lose weight after quitting Vyvanse?
I lost a TON of weight on Vyvanse... I moved about 7 months ago and only JUST got put back on Vyvanse. Within the first month after moving I gained 20 pounds... I am wondering if it is possible to loose all of my weight again since I have just gotten back on Vyvanse? How long do you think it will...
emilypaget
Cyst on testical that moves around
I have a small cyst on my right testical, it moves around a lot and it gets big and small, it hurts when I drink Starbucks ice coffee. If I want to get it removed do they have to put me to sleep or there is another way to get it out?
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