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three little pigs joke!

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The drinks are...

by User avatar elkid

Weekend Edition of Greatest Hits....Rod Stewart

1. Rhythm Of My Heart 2. Maggie May 3. Have I Told You Lately - (with Ronnie Wood, Unplugged version) 4. This Old Heart Of Mine - (with Ronald Isley) 5. Young Turks 6. Downtown Train 7. You Wear It Well 8. Reason To Believe - (with Ronnie Wood, Unplugged version) 9. Some Guys Have All...

by User avatar Cappy

how many tabs do you keep open at a time?

how many windows or tabs do you have open at any one time?

by User avatar airehead

What's the smallest coin you'll stop to pick up?

What's the smallest coin (value-wise) that you'll stop to pick up?

by User avatar purple hayes

Navy Jet Fighter Is for Sale on EBay,but does it come with a pilot?

what a bargain! Navy Jet Fighter Is for Sale on EBay NORFOLK, Va. - You can now have your very own Navy F/A-18A Hornet jet fighter but some assembly may be required. The price for the jet, which formerly belonged to the Navy's Blue Angels aerial demonstration team, is just over $1 million on the...

by User avatar Guest

Coroner Discussing Gun Safety Shoots Self! How ironic...

Coroner Discussing Gun Safety Shoots Self BLOOMINGTON, Ind. - Monroe County Coroner David Toumey was hospitalized with a leg wound after accidentally shooting himself while trying to demonstrate gun safety. Toumey told The Herald-Times for a story published Saturday that he was demonstrating gun...

by User avatar elkid

Deep Demotivator for Tuesday...

"He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said: Dust to dust, some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others:...

by User avatar shelflifers

A lesson in tornado warnings/watches

Tornado watch: This means the conditions in your area are ripe for a tornado and expect severe thunderstorms capable of producing hail and tornadoes are on the way. Stay advised of the weather situation. Tornado warnings: For the most part means, they have determined there is low-level...

by User avatar Ms. Jenn

Think they need marriage counseling ?

Answered by a doctor

I suppose this is one way to take care of the problem... Man chained up in kennel A 75-year-old Polish man was chained up by his wife in a dog kennel because she was fed up with him coming home drunk. Zdzislawa Bukarowicza was chained up by his wife Helena and fed on dog food and water...

by User avatar andydp

What's your top five breatheable gases?

Mine are: 1)Oxygen 2)Oxygen 3)Nitrous Oxide 4)Beer & Pork-Rind tainted methane 5)Helium What's yours? ____________

by User avatar prohemp