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"He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said: Dust to dust, some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others: I'll be waiting for you in heaven - with a gun." --Jack Handey ---------------

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Somebody hold me. :(
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You've got Fido to sleep with...
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Somebody hold me. :(
Think you need a hug
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looks more like someone embracing their own diversity to me, cappy...
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If Joel could do that he would never be seen outside of his house again.
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Who says I leave my house?
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