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The wit and the wisdom of Homer J. Simpson!

18 EXAMPLES OF THE WIT AND THE WISDOM OF HOMER J. SIMPSON Business survival tips are in bold letters... 1. "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs." 2. "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." 3. "You couldn't fool your...

by User avatar andydp

North vs South (United States of America)

Courtesy of the Fraternal Order of Paramedics Society. The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses. The North has dating services, The South has family reunions. The North has switchblade knives, The South has Lee Press-on Nails. The North has double last names, The South...

by User avatar elkid

Anyone listen to Internet Radio?

Anyone listen? Free or pay? The new Yahoo Messanger has one and they try and get you to upgrade to premium (read pay). RealPlayer also has one also. Any other good sites?

by User avatar TriBob

How many phobias are there?

Exactly how many possible phobias are out there? Feel free to name one! I start: claustrophobia

by User avatar TimRuns

Has anyone ever tried those vacuum cleaners that suck all the air out of the bag and reduce size?

And where do you get them? Since I have caught up on the laundry I seem to over run with bedding. 8O

by User avatar Guest

Oil Change instructions for Women

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube after driving 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money Spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 Total $21.00 Oil Change...

by User avatar Guest

If someone wrote a book about your life, what would be a good title?

If someone wrote a book about your life, what would be a good title? Explain.

by User avatar purple hayes

Jerry Springer quote of the week

Audience member: "Girl, put your shirt back on. You look like a busted up can of biscuits."

by User avatar pbello

Where did you hear this?

We're not ones to go around spreadin' rumors Why really we're just not the gossipin' type Oh you'll never hear one of us repeating gossip So you better be sure and listen close the first time. No googling allowed. (Don't ask me why I had this song in my mind when I woke up this...

by User avatar DCRunningDiva

What happens if someone informs the police of your party?

What happens when the cops are called to your party? What do they do? What happens to the party throwers? A "friend" wants to know before her ridiculously too large for an apt party starts. :umno:

by User avatar cherylpf