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Religious thought for the day.

I passed a church this morning which had posted on its sign: Stop, drop and roll will not work in Hell. (Last week they had: How will you spend eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?) Religion with a punch line. :LOL:

by User avatar thegman

Does this sound like anyone you know?

- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. - Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. - A room temperature IQ. - Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. - A prime candidate for natural deselection. - Bright as Alaska in December. - Gates are down, the...

by User avatar Guest

Advice You Would Give to Your 12 Year-Old Self?

Shamelessly ripped from Slashdot but it's a good topic. So, what ya' got folks?

by User avatar Guest

And you thought Italians had sex drives...

Obviously the Brits could show them a thing or two... Romping Brits cause 350m damage a year British couple cause 350million ($625.5 Mil USD) damage each year - by having energetic sex, a new poll reveals. A third of couples broke something during sex and 10% made insurance claims,...

by User avatar andydp

GREATEST HITS: Over the Hill Christmas Crooners in Branson

Alright, your parents made you listen to many of them. Now you can suffer through them again: 1. Andy Williams Hope all these damn links work!

by User avatar Erstwhile Lurker

What is your most prized childhood memory?

Grand Parents? An activity or place you went? A sibling?

by User avatar RangerG

You think you've had bad luck...

I bet he went home and found out his wife left him... Mugged three times in an hour A German man who was mugged in a night club was mugged again two more times while waiting for the police. Reiner Hamer, 27, from Oberhausen, lost his wallet containing 120 (About $ 200US) and his mobile...

by User avatar andydp

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace: The Abridged Script

I did some quick editing to remove some swearing. Hope i got it all. STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT By Rod Hilton FADE IN: INT. SPACESHIP LIAM NEESON It is vitally important we enter trade negotiations with the federation. EWAN MCGREGOR I agree. This one...

by User avatar Guest

ok, so 3 hours of sleep

40 ounces of coffee are not a good combination to my head. man i'm buzzing so bad i feel like i got a beehive in the brain. :umno:

by User avatar HYPERASHEL

How many prey items can an ant army collect? 15000

thats how many prey items army ants can collect in ONE day. 8O

by User avatar crazyfrog