Does this sound like anyone you know?

- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. - Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. - A room temperature IQ. - Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. - A prime candidate for natural deselection. - Bright as Alaska in December. - Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. - So dense, light bends around him. - If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. - If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. - Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby. - Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead. Do you have a Boss like this? - His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. - He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction. - He would be out of his depth in a puddle. - This young lady has delusions of adequacy. - Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig. - She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. - He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age. - Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. - This man is depriving a village somewhere of an id**t.