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Great unanswered Questions of Our Time

There are certain things in life that seem to have no answer. For instance, Where are the four corners of the earth? Why are flies too stupid to fly out through an open window? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why does monosyllable have so many syllables? Any others?

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Has anyone had hernia surgery?

Answered by a doctor

Has anyone here ever had a hernia and the resultant surgery? I ask because it looks like Chris (Mrs. Boiler) has hernia. She goes to see the surgeon today to find out what the deal is. I know it isn't a big deal and she will probably be laid up for a few days in bed but I was kind of wondering...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code....

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How to Install a Texas Wireless Security System

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair. 2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. 3. Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish. 4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like:...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Men, has this ever happened to you ?

What would you choose ? Decisions, decisions... Man prefers jail to wife's nagging A man sentenced to nine months house arrest begged a judge to jail him instead because he couldn't stand his wife's nagging. Algerian Ahmed Salhi, 24, was sentenced to a nine month curfew at home with his...

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Poll: Grocery Shopping Bagger or Bag Your Own

I prefer to bad my own, I actually do it quicker than the 16 year old kid.

by User avatar Cappy

Movie Review: The Music Man (1962)

A film by Morton DeCosta The Music Man has the feel of a traditional music. What I mean is that it fits the stereotypical movie musical: a little cheesy, characters ready to burst into song and dance at any moment, and with backgrounds that look like they were painted in. Despite that, or...

by User avatar Pug

Some important Military rules to follow

Useful Military Warnings (I've seen these in many places at various times) "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are...

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Some of these are pretty funny

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once -- maybe twice. I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. If...

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Weekend Greatest Hits: Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

Disc: 1 1. Grand Ole Opry Song 2. Keep on the Sunnyside 3. Nashville Blues 4. You Are My Flower 5. Precious Jewel 6. Dark as a Dungeon 7. Tennessee Stud 8. Black Mountain Rag 9. Wreck on the Highway 10. End of the World 11. I...

by User avatar Cappy