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Awesome sounds only runners could hear while running

Answered by a doctor

A quiet morning and rain hitting the trees. Creeks running over rocks or falls (hard to hear with all noise during the day or in a vehicle) your own breathing. your own footsteps. new tracks in fresh snow. crunching leaves. yeah there is a bunch of cool sounds.

by User avatar copteacher

how dogs and women are alike

HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE 1. Both look stupid in hats. 2. Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting. 3. Both tend to have "hip" problems. 4. Neither understand football. 5. Both look good in a fur coat. 6. Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say. 7....

by User avatar Guest

You know you drink too much coffee when...

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When... *you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. *You lick your coffee pot clean. *The only time you're standing still is in an earthquake. *You can type 60 words per minute with your feet. *You have to watch videos in fast-forward to...

by User avatar andydp

The Positive Side of Life

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Happiness comes through doors...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

4 Women go to see a shrink...

It's group therapy time. To the first woman, the doc says, "It's obvious that your obesssion is food, because you named your daughter Candy." To the second woman he says, "It's obvious your problems stem from your love of money, hence your naming your daughter Penny." To the third he says,...

by User avatar Laurie Ellen

The Wisdom of Don Pardo

"It can be yours if the Price is Right" "Saturday Night Live starring...!" "Joe Schmidlap... Come on Down !!!"

by User avatar andydp

Deep Thought for a day

"How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak." -Jack Handey

by User avatar shelflifers

Back in the 60's groupies just made molds

This lady took it one step further. Wife chopped off late hubby's willy A German woman chopped off her dead husband's penis - to pickle it as a souvenir of their marriage. Uta Schneider, 65, used a butcher's knife to hack off Heinrich's manhood in a Stuttgart hospital, reports The Sun....

by User avatar andydp

Dishwasher Soap Dispensing Question

Our dishwasher has two soap dispensers. One that is always open and one that has a hinged lid so that the lid can be closed when the soap is put into the dispenser. So, when you are putting soap into the dishwasher and you are using the NORMAL wash mode, do you put soap in both dispenser and if so,...

by User avatar Guest

DVD Review: Gods and Generals

A Turner production its the preamble to the Gettysburg movie. I didn't like it as much as Gettysburg. Too much focus on Stonewall Jackson and too many orations by the characters. The battle scenes of course were very well done. Stephen Lang played Jackson and did an excellent job. For the...

by User avatar Cappy