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This is a discussion board about almost anything. Here you can meet interesting people, hear different opinions, and engage in small talk. The only requirement is that the subject is interesting!

Historic letters that didn't make it.

To their Majesties, King Ferdinand II and Queen Isabella of Spain. Your Majesties, the last time we met, we had a rather lively dissucusion wich ended with you both you telling me that I should leave the court and sail westwards indefinitely "and don't come back until you've discovered...

by User avatar Phar lap

A Keeper in life

I grew up in the fifties with practical parents -- a mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen, before they had a name for it... A father who was happier getting old shoes fixed than buying new ones....

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Damn Bran Muffins joke

The couple was 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though far from young, they were both in very good health for their age, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn't help when they were on vacation,...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

gorillaz anybody? (rock the house)

I know you like that You wanna try that It's like a flashback So shake your ass crack I got the balls to Rock the salsa Funk the blues-a Any groove to Make you move cos Taking you to Another landscape It's my mandate I'm highly animated even though I'm decomposing So if your feet is...

by User avatar blue

Top 10 reasons to not neat at your computer

10 You never know when the computer is going to try to eat one of your chips 9 The crumbs in the keyboard will eventually come alive and attack your fingers 8 Spilt soda and keyboards dont go together but have an irrisistable force that requires they come in contact with each other. 7 the...

by User avatar Guest

I saw rolling rock's hummer today

At least that is what is said on it. It was a green Hummer with a big "33" on it, parked in front of a local restaraunt/bar. I chuckled as I ran by. Made me wonder how everything was going today

by User avatar copteacher

The Panthers and God story

The Panthers and God John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Cowboys bench. He asked Quincy Carter what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. Quincy told him, "Sure, but it will...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

"we're ready to be picked up now"

I have two trainees coming in from Virginia for a 3-day class starting tomorrow. Their company was too cheap to rent them a car for the trip, so they took Amtrak up here to 30th Street Station in center city Philly, about 20M from my training facility. I gave their admin assistant EXTREMELY...

by User avatar elkid

The Moron Tapanapple Choir

The choir It was visitor's day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria." And singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. A visitor listened in wonderment to the...

by User avatar Guest

Helpful Hints for life

1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair 2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish 3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes 4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair 5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin...

by User avatar Guest