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Wealthy old lady joke!

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful pet poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious...

by User avatar JACKED UP

The best holiday song ever

The Chaunaka Song, by adam sandler! Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's a list...

by User avatar crazyfrog

How do you plot a 3-d bar graph in excel?

How do you plot a 3-D bar graph? I have a 2-D field with coordinates for each point. Each point has a temperature value. I want to have the field as the base of the graph with the temperatures as the bars.

by User avatar MechEngDropout

For men only !! How to get in good graces with your SO

From time to time we all need a little help. Print it up with a fancy border and add flowers... Poem: "From June to December" by Wendy Cope from Making Cocoa for Kingsley Amis. Faber and Faber. Reprinted with permission. From June to December Summer Villanelle You know exactly what...

by User avatar andydp

the problem with people that think they know everything

is that they annoy the hell out of those of us that actually do.

by User avatar blue

CD Review: Tori Amos - Tales of a Librarian

Tales of a Librarian is the cd from Tori Amos. While at first glance it may seem like a Greatest Hits album, it is not. All 20 songs were selected by Tori, so rather than this being a collection of her singles, this is a collection of Tori s favorite tracks. There are 16 songs from her first...

by User avatar Pug

Mother and daughter joke

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"...

by User avatar andydp

What is your favorite LOTR line?

share your favorite line mine: "looks like meat is back on the menu"

by User avatar runaroundsue

book review: the body artist by don delillo

don delillo usually delves into the national consciousness and does it so well. the body artist is an intimate story about an individual's grief. it's a short concise yet intimate and breathtaking story. Lauren Hartke has returned to a lonely house on the coast to mourn her husband's suicide. she...

by User avatar Guest

A Runners Quiz.

1. My running shoes are (a) Adidas Super Nova. (b) Clean. (c) Around here somewhere. 2. My best run was (a) Last week. (b) 20 years ago. (c) In my dreams. 3. My idea of a hard work out is (a) 10 by 300m. repetitions with a 100 jog recoveries. (b) A down hill 20 minute jog. (c)...

by User avatar Phar lap