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Deep Thought for Thursday

"If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Tramp-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a...

by User avatar shelflifers

Monday humor jokes

BILLY GRAHAM IN FLORIDA Billy Graham had just finished a tour of the Florida East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he got in the back...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Wealthy old lady joke!

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful pet poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious...

by User avatar JACKED UP

The best holiday song ever

The Chaunaka Song, by adam sandler! Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's a list...

by User avatar crazyfrog

How do you plot a 3-d bar graph in excel?

How do you plot a 3-D bar graph? I have a 2-D field with coordinates for each point. Each point has a temperature value. I want to have the field as the base of the graph with the temperatures as the bars.

by User avatar MechEngDropout

For men only !! How to get in good graces with your SO

From time to time we all need a little help. Print it up with a fancy border and add flowers... Poem: "From June to December" by Wendy Cope from Making Cocoa for Kingsley Amis. Faber and Faber. Reprinted with permission. From June to December Summer Villanelle You know exactly what...

by User avatar andydp

the problem with people that think they know everything

is that they annoy the hell out of those of us that actually do.

by User avatar blue

CD Review: Tori Amos - Tales of a Librarian

Tales of a Librarian is the cd from Tori Amos. While at first glance it may seem like a Greatest Hits album, it is not. All 20 songs were selected by Tori, so rather than this being a collection of her singles, this is a collection of Tori s favorite tracks. There are 16 songs from her first...

by User avatar Pug

Mother and daughter joke

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"...

by User avatar andydp

What is your favorite LOTR line?

share your favorite line mine: "looks like meat is back on the menu"

by User avatar runaroundsue