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I love this song.

It's just another reason why It all comes down to you and I Just have another drink Waste some time with me We're happy in the meantime

by User avatar MechEngDropout

having mom over for a dinner joke

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER ! . . . . . You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been...

by User avatar JACKED UP

Deep Demotivator for a Thursday

"I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said: I helped skin Bob." --Jack Handey -------------------------------

by User avatar shelflifers

Things You're Excited About (In the near future)

-Meeting a French penpal who is my age and a g.irl... -Summer starting so I can run and swim more -Pulling an all-nighter -Going to bed early but getting up at like 4 AM (I love waking up to darkness) -Chillin with my neighbor every night of the summer -Having more time to write raps/topicals...

by User avatar xsPrINT

classic Deep Thoughts for every day

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. ---- Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it little friend. ---- Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful...

by User avatar shelflifers

Movie Review: Death Becomes Her (1992)

A film by Robert Zemeckis I think that it is fair to say that this is a strange movie. Helen (Goldie Hawn) is engaged to be married to Dr Ernest Menville (Bruce Willis), a famous plastic surgeon. They watch a rather awful show at the theatre and go backstage to meet the star, Madeline Ashton...

by User avatar Pug

New proverbs to pass on to our kids...

Never hammer in anger. Anyone else got any?

by User avatar airehead

Helpful Hints for surviving life

Helpful Hint #1 If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. Helpful Hint #2 Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Subject: Five Great Lessons

1 - Most Important Lesson During my second month of college our pro-fessor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the ques-tions, until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Late St. Patty's Day Humor

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?" "Why, I`ve been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the...

by User avatar Floridaboiler