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Deep Demotivator for a Thursday

"I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said: I helped skin Bob." --Jack Handey -------------------------------

by User avatar shelflifers

Things You're Excited About (In the near future)

-Meeting a French penpal who is my age and a g.irl... -Summer starting so I can run and swim more -Pulling an all-nighter -Going to bed early but getting up at like 4 AM (I love waking up to darkness) -Chillin with my neighbor every night of the summer -Having more time to write raps/topicals...

by User avatar xsPrINT

classic Deep Thoughts for every day

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. ---- Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it little friend. ---- Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful...

by User avatar shelflifers

Movie Review: Death Becomes Her (1992)

A film by Robert Zemeckis I think that it is fair to say that this is a strange movie. Helen (Goldie Hawn) is engaged to be married to Dr Ernest Menville (Bruce Willis), a famous plastic surgeon. They watch a rather awful show at the theatre and go backstage to meet the star, Madeline Ashton...

by User avatar Pug

New proverbs to pass on to our kids...

Never hammer in anger. Anyone else got any?

by User avatar airehead

Helpful Hints for surviving life

Helpful Hint #1 If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. Helpful Hint #2 Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Subject: Five Great Lessons

1 - Most Important Lesson During my second month of college our pro-fessor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the ques-tions, until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Late St. Patty's Day Humor

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?" "Why, I`ve been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Movie Review: Newsies (1992)

A film by Kenny Ortega Newsies is a musical set in 1899 New York City. There was no home delivery of the newspaper. Newspapers were sold by newsies: kids selling the papers on the street. It is up to them to make people want to buy the paper and read about the news. As Jack Kelly (Christian...

by User avatar Pug

Movie Review: Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

A film by the Coen Brothers Miles Massey (George Clooney) is a divorce lawyer. He specializes in getting his client everything that he (or she) wants no matter how much in the wrong the client actually is. He is brilliant and is also the author of the Massey Prenup, which is an iron-clad...

by User avatar Pug