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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER ! . . . . .

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian
and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course
of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if
there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle From the house, I'm
not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that
you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if
Stephanie was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!






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I'm not saying you did tan for only ten minutes and I'm not saying you didn't...

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