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What is the last thing you remembered to do?

I remembered that I need to make dinner tonight so I got out what I was going to cook. I also remembered what I forgot when I went downstairs. so I went down and got it, which was what I wanted to cook today.

by User avatar copteacher

One nasty marriage joke

Answered by a doctor

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest...

by User avatar JACKED UP

Thursday Morning Humor!

foot in mouth disease It's not just men that get "foot in mouth" disease, it is refreshing to see that the "fairer" sex is victim to the same foibles: Have you ever spoken and wished that you could take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are a few stories of people who did...

by User avatar Guest

Movie : Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

You should rent this movie just for the opportunity to see the butt of the new Gov. of CA. How many other state governess would ever appear in a film that way? :P Lights, camera, ACTION! From start to finish this is an action movie. There's only enough of a plot to hold the action scenes together...

by User avatar purple hayes

My semester in movies.

My goal this semester is to watch 150 movies (and read 20 books, but I may make another thread for that) before the last day of finals (Saturday, December 17). I'll update this list periodically and give a rough rating of each movie. I won't go into a synopsis or review, just a rating out of 10. The...

by User avatar Guest

A man walking down a beach...

A man was walking down the beach by the ocean when he saw a woman with no arms and no legs, and she was crying. He asked her why, and she said, "I have no arms, no legs, and I've never been kissed." So the man knelt beside her and gently kissed her on the cheek. He started to walk away when she...

by User avatar MM

Food for Thought aka Humor

Food for thought.. Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about; Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have...

by User avatar Guest

Just some golf humor

"It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin between going to church or playing golf and it took 25 tosses to get it right!" -------------------------------------------------------------- A gushy reporter told Jack Nicklaus, "You are spectacular, your name is Synonymous with the game of golf. You...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Movie Review: The Core (2003)

A film by Jon Amiel The Core stars Hilary Swank, Aaron Eckhart, Tcheky Karyo. The previews made this movie look like Armageddon, only this time they go underground. I wasn t too excited for it, but I started seeing reviews that said it was better than Armageddon (which despite the bad rap the...

by User avatar Pug

How nature culls the herd...

More chlorine please !!! Man uses petrol as cleaner A man blew up his house as he washed his kitchen floor with a cleaning fluid mixed with petrol (gasoline). The fumes were ignited by the boiler in his living room. The blast blew out the bay window and wrecked ceilings and walls in Ron...

by User avatar andydp