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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the
city one night and his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya
been?"

"Why, I`ve been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you`ve had quite a few to drink
this evening."

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I`d
gone deaf."

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LMAO
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it's soooo bad that it's good.....
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