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Another Playoff Joke

In a school just outside of Pittsburgh, a first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a Steeler fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Steeler fans too. Not really knowing what a Steeler fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands all went up...

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The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows....

We saw the western coast. I saw the hospital. Nurse the shoreline like a wound. Reports of lover's tryst Were neither clear nor descript. We kept it safe and slow. The quiet things that no one ever knows. [Chorus (x2):] Keep the blood in your head And keep your feet on the ground....

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Book Review: The Christmas Thingy: F. Paul Wilson

Be careful what you wish for! A lonely 8 year old girl who loves all things science fiction wishes for a monster for Christmas. Despite warnings from the housekeeper about a Thingy that steals Christmas presents, the girl continues to wish for a monster. This was a great book to real aloud to...

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Think this will make "Cops" ?

Once again proving you can't really make this stuff up... Man on horse and cart escapes police A man on a horse and cart escaped four police motorbikes, a patrol car, a video van, two cycling constables and a helicopter. The combined efforts of modern policing were outwitted in a low speed...

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hoping for the best is hoping nothing happens

a thousand clever lines are write on clever napkins i will never ask if you don't ever tell me i know you will enough to know you never loved me i should probably go listen to the new taking back sunday cd. :|

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worst business advice ever

i went to see my old coach today - told him a bit about the business i wanted to start up, and maybe there was some miscommunication about how i wanted to do this.. but his advice on the apparell end of things: bring in product from china. specifically - bring in knock off product from china...

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Why parents should not do drugs...

I have known real people with dumb names such as Barry Cuda, and Cara Bean. Seems Sir Bob went even further. Peaches: I'd call my child Angel Delight Peaches Geldof says if she had daughters she would call them Angel Delight and Cherry Vanilla. Peaches says she loves her unusual name given to her...

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A Poem...~Visions of a Dilute~

I know this isn't a poetry forum, but it would be nice if you guys would tell me what you thought... _____________________________________________ ~Visions of a Dilute~ I've got LIME diseaaseeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's A citrus splash of dizzy fizzles my face and covers it with...

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History of Valentine's Day

I like the way this kid thinks! if only it were this simple...lol Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for...

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Humor for Today, devilishly

More Number of the Beast: 666 Humor 660 -- Approximate number of The Beast DCLXVI -- Roman numeral of The Beast 666.000000 -- Number of the High Precision Beast 0.666 -- Number of the Millibeast / 666 -- Beast Common Denominator 0.005015 -- Reciprical of the Beast...

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