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History of Valentine's Day

I like the way this kid thinks! if only it were this simple...lol Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for...

by User avatar andydp

Humor for Today, devilishly

More Number of the Beast: 666 Humor 660 -- Approximate number of The Beast DCLXVI -- Roman numeral of The Beast 666.000000 -- Number of the High Precision Beast 0.666 -- Number of the Millibeast / 666 -- Beast Common Denominator 0.005015 -- Reciprical of the Beast...

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Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure (Lyrics)

You've got this new head filled up with smoke I've got my veins all tangled close To the jukebox bars you frequent The safest place to hide A long night spent with your most obvious weakness You start shaking at the thought you are everything I want 'Cause you are everything I'm not And...

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Red Sox:Curse of the Bambino, Cubbies: the goat, Russia...

Pigs... Pig banned from match A Russian farmer who tried to take his pig to a top football game was barred after police decided it could "incite a riot". Football fan Vladimir Kisilev from St Petersburg took his prize-winning pig to a show in Moscow and wanted to watch a national Premier...

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More proof idiots are all over the world!

all over the world... Family chased for dead woman's fine 09 June 2006 Dead people can't pay fines, but that doesn't stop the Justice Ministry from chasing them for the money. Eltham woman Marise Espiner died three years ago from a brain tumour. In the past month, her sister, Lynne, has...

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Daily dose of humor!

The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, goes...

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Time for Henny Youngman

OK, they're old jokes - but they're still funny.... 36 Classic Henny Youngman Quotes 1. I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife every finds out, she'll kill me! 2. My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little...

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And you thought teachers had it easy...

Here's a new one. Whatever happened to the tack on teacher's chair ? Boy, 8, drives teacher's car home An eight-year-old boy stole his teacher's car and drove a mile home. Akos Szabo from the western Hungarian village of Koeszeg broke into the car, adjusted the mirrors and drove home to...

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Movie Review: March of the Penguins (2005)

The girlie and I went to see this feature film by National Geographic. It starts at the end of summer in Antartica when it's a balmy 58 degrees BELOW zero and the Emperor penguins begin their migration to their breeding grounds during the harshest winters on Earth at the South Pole. The...

by User avatar Ms. Jenn

Tallageda Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

so uh, i can't even see nascar fans really enjoying this movie. it's will ferrel and going in you kind've have to be guarded - you might get a really stupid funny movie (ie. old school) or you might get improv ferrel (ie. anchorman) or you might get that one he did with nicole kidman.. or you...

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