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Red Neck Love Poem

Red Neck Love Poem Susie Lee done fell in love; She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all She told her Pappy so. Pappy told her, "Susie gal, You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know, But Joe is yo' half brother" > So Susie...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Especially for our RR IRS employee-tax humor

Internal Revenue Service Theme Song Tax his cow, Tax his goat; Tax his pants, Tax his coat; Tax his crop, Tax his work; Tax his ties, Tax his shirt; Tax his chew, Tax his smoke Teach him taxing is no joke. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule; Tell him, Taxing is the rule. Tax...

by User avatar copteacher

You Might Be A Member Of A Redneck Church If...

You Might Be A Member Of A Redneck Church If... The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members know how to play one. People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5,000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Sometimes Poem lyrics

SOMETIMES... Sometimes... when you cry, no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain, no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried, no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy, no one sees your smile. But f@ rt...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Army Training Joke

Think Bill Murrary from Stripes: > Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee Mountain man, was drafted > by the Army. > > On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush. > That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth. > > On his second day, the...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Historic letters that didn't make it.

To their Majesties, King Ferdinand II and Queen Isabella of Spain. Your Majesties, the last time we met, we had a rather lively dissucusion wich ended with you both you telling me that I should leave the court and sail westwards indefinitely "and don't come back until you've discovered...

by User avatar Phar lap

A Keeper in life

I grew up in the fifties with practical parents -- a mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen, before they had a name for it... A father who was happier getting old shoes fixed than buying new ones....

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Damn Bran Muffins joke

The couple was 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though far from young, they were both in very good health for their age, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn't help when they were on vacation,...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

gorillaz anybody? (rock the house)

I know you like that You wanna try that It's like a flashback So shake your ass crack I got the balls to Rock the salsa Funk the blues-a Any groove to Make you move cos Taking you to Another landscape It's my mandate I'm highly animated even though I'm decomposing So if your feet is...

by User avatar blue

Top 10 reasons to not neat at your computer

10 You never know when the computer is going to try to eat one of your chips 9 The crumbs in the keyboard will eventually come alive and attack your fingers 8 Spilt soda and keyboards dont go together but have an irrisistable force that requires they come in contact with each other. 7 the...

by User avatar Guest