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How IT Happens - the beginning

> Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate Life, > Chapter 1 , Verses 1-15: > 1. In the beginning there was the Plan. > > 2. And then came the Assumptions. > > 3. And the Assumptions were without form. > > 4. And the Plan was without Substance. > > 5. And darkness was upon...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

A lady writes joke

Last year I replaced several windows in our house. They were the expensive double-insulated energy efficient kind.This week I got a call from the contractor complaining that though the work has been done for a year, I have failed to pay for them. Boy, oh boy, did we go 'round and 'round. I told him...

by User avatar Guest

Best Southern quotes!

Forwarding some Southern quotes. These are not jokes, they jus sound that way if you're not from around here. SOUTHERN QUOTES 1. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. 2. It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch. 3. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Everyday People (Stewart) lyrics

Everyday People (Stewart) Sometimes I'm right then I can be wrong My own beliefs are in my songs A butcher, a banker, a drummer and then Makes no difference what group I'm in I am everyday people Then it's the blue ones who can't accept The green ones for living with The black ones...

by User avatar Maddies Wench

Joke of the Day

Back in the time when the Samurai were important, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai, so he sent a declaration throughout the land that he was searching for the very best. A year passed, and only 3 people showed up for the trials: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese...

by User avatar Guest

Types of guys who are using toilet

The Pee Name List Excitable Type: Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger. Sociable Type: Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not. Timid Type: Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later. Noisy Type: Whistles loudly, peeps...

by User avatar Laurie Ellen

How to be a troll on Olympics

Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?" - Jack Handey props to PH for finding me some new ones! --------

by User avatar shelflifers

Make Your Choice story

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

One new joke about cannibals!

Five Cannibals get appointed in a Insurance Organization. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees." The cannibals promise not to...

by User avatar Floridaboiler

Genders of everyday's items

If you are like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. However, what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example: 1. Ziploc Bag - Male because they hold everything in but you can see right through them. 2. Copier - Female, because once turn on,...

by User avatar Floridaboiler