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documentary movie review: Rize

"Rize" is a documentary about Krump and Clown dancing. Before I saw the preview for this movie months ago, I had no idea. Dancing to me is the "white man's shuffle" which involves swaying and thumbs pointing straight up in the air, so krump dancing is well beyond my wildest imagination. So what is...

by User avatar Pug

Wealthy old lady joke!

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful pet poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious...

by User avatar JACKED UP

Things You're Excited About (In the near future)

-Meeting a French penpal who is my age and a g.irl... -Summer starting so I can run and swim more -Pulling an all-nighter -Going to bed early but getting up at like 4 AM (I love waking up to darkness) -Chillin with my neighbor every night of the summer -Having more time to write raps/topicals...

by User avatar xsPrINT

Walmart Joke time

Just got this from my uncle... Down At Walmarts One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a Doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer...

by User avatar coachmarkos

This just in for the ladies: Male Basher Jokes !!!

A couple is lying in bed. He said, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" She said, "I'll miss you." _______________________ He said as he stepped from the shower, "It's just too hot to wear clothes today. Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn...

by User avatar Guest

Top 20 Ways to Confuse Santa

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would...

by User avatar Guest

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After "Brokeback Mountain"

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After "Brokeback Mountain" 1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!" 2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!" 3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before." 4. "Howdy, pardner." 5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind." 6....

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Deep Demotivator for a Moonday...

"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway." --Jack Handey And for all of us Non-runners:

by User avatar shelflifers

Calm and respectable lady joke!

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's...

by User avatar Guest

Leave it to those Romanians...

More randiness... Priest in trouble over sex tape A Romanian priest is in trouble after his plan to discredit a local councillor by filming him having sex in church backfired. Father Petrica Florea, 47, from Costesti, convinced a local 17-year-old girl to seduce Constantin Moise, 74, on...

by User avatar andydp