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This is a discussion board about almost anything. Here you can meet interesting people, hear different opinions, and engage in small talk. The only requirement is that the subject is interesting!

Things You're Excited About (In the near future)

-Meeting a French penpal who is my age and a g.irl... -Summer starting so I can run and swim more -Pulling an all-nighter -Going to bed early but getting up at like 4 AM (I love waking up to darkness) -Chillin with my neighbor every night of the summer -Having more time to write raps/topicals...

by User avatar xsPrINT

Walmart Joke time

Just got this from my uncle... Down At Walmarts One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a Doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer...

by User avatar coachmarkos

This just in for the ladies: Male Basher Jokes !!!

A couple is lying in bed. He said, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" She said, "I'll miss you." _______________________ He said as he stepped from the shower, "It's just too hot to wear clothes today. Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn...

by User avatar Guest

Top 20 Ways to Confuse Santa

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would...

by User avatar Guest

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After "Brokeback Mountain"

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After "Brokeback Mountain" 1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!" 2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!" 3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before." 4. "Howdy, pardner." 5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind." 6....

by User avatar andydp

Deep Demotivator for a Moonday...

"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway." --Jack Handey And for all of us Non-runners:

by User avatar shelflifers

Calm and respectable lady joke!

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's...

by User avatar Guest

Leave it to those Romanians...

More randiness... Priest in trouble over sex tape A Romanian priest is in trouble after his plan to discredit a local councillor by filming him having sex in church backfired. Father Petrica Florea, 47, from Costesti, convinced a local 17-year-old girl to seduce Constantin Moise, 74, on...

by User avatar andydp

All this extra work is killing me...Despair and Jack Handy

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and...

by User avatar purple hayes

How to test if my computer mouse is dying?

Anyone know of a way to test to see if your mouse is dying. Mine seems to be having problems on the double click and when trying to grab and drag. I used the little double click setting in the control panel and that seems to be working okay but otherwise my mouse has gotten very peculiar....

by User avatar Floridaboiler