we tried to make love yesterday, but when he went in it kept slipping out
Okay so Im a virgin, but my boyfriend isnt. ....well we tried to have sex yesterday, but like when he went in it kept slipping out. I think it was due to the fact I was WAYY TOO WET. But like we tried another position and he like hit my wall but as soon as i felt that pain i shoved him off as a...
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A lady writes joke
Last year I replaced several windows in our house. They were the expensive double-insulated energy efficient kind.This week I got a call from the contractor complaining that though the work has been done for a year, I have failed to pay for them. Boy, oh boy, did we go 'round and 'round. I told him...
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Best Southern quotes!
Forwarding some Southern quotes. These are not jokes, they jus sound that way if you're not from around here. SOUTHERN QUOTES 1. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. 2. It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch. 3. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit...
Floridaboiler
Everyday People (Stewart) lyrics
Everyday People (Stewart) Sometimes I'm right then I can be wrong My own beliefs are in my songs A butcher, a banker, a drummer and then Makes no difference what group I'm in I am everyday people Then it's the blue ones who can't accept The green ones for living with The black ones...
Maddies Wench
What Should Be In a Runners Diet?
Proper nutrition is important among runners for two reasons. One is to supplement their energy to achieve power performance. And two is to meet their nutritional needs. However, runners diet and proper nutrition are two of the most overlooked aspects of running that many runners, novices most...
coolrunner
Joke of the Day
Back in the time when the Samurai were important, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai, so he sent a declaration throughout the land that he was searching for the very best. A year passed, and only 3 people showed up for the trials: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese...
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Types of guys who are using toilet
The Pee Name List Excitable Type: Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger. Sociable Type: Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not. Timid Type: Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later. Noisy Type: Whistles loudly, peeps...
Laurie Ellen
How to be a troll on Olympics
Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?" - Jack Handey props to PH for finding me some new ones! --------
shelflifers
ruptured cyst behind knee?
I just got my MRI results today...well, the preliminary ones...apparently it is a ruptured cyst behind my knee. Symptoms are that it gets aggrevated as I run...it will then be sore for a few days and eventually go away...unless I run again...which I did yesterday (raced a half mar and probably...
PSURunner
Make Your Choice story
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to...
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