One new joke about cannibals!
Five Cannibals get appointed in a Insurance Organization. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees." The cannibals promise not to...
Floridaboiler
There isn't any sperm when I pleasure myself
I don't get sperm when i jerk off I do it all the time for the feeling and I never ever got sperm Please help me
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Chronic compartment syndrome? Feedback?
Hi y'all, I am a runner who has recently been diagnosed with chronic compartment syndrome in both of my legs. It was a tentative diagnosis - I am getting a second opinion - so I don't know certain particulars like which compartment or anything like that. What I would like from you, the running...
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What should i know about running with orthotics?
Ok I am 40 years old. I am 6ft5in and in the last year became very unactive. I have went from 230 to 282 lbs. This guy tells me to run with his orthotics because of my joints hurting so much. I agree that these might help but I want to know if anyone else has run with them before and if there is any...
barkingfrog
Genders of everyday's items
If you are like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. However, what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example: 1. Ziploc Bag - Male because they hold everything in but you can see right through them. 2. Copier - Female, because once turn on,...
Floridaboiler
I heard he sang a good song...
... he sang a good song I heard he had a style And so I came to see him To listen for a while And there he was this young boy A stranger to my eyes Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words Killing me softly with his song Killing me softly with his song Telling my...
elkid
wal-mart urine test joke
wal-mart urine test One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine...
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Extremely hard and painful stomach, tests showed nothing, I cannot sleep
Can anyone give me a clue where to start. I have had all the tests, stool labs,endoscopey, scans,etc Every 10-18 days my stomach gets extremely hard and painful. There is nausea, and vomitting. This last 3 days, no hunger,tired from not sleeping. It has ruined vacations and everything else. Please...
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white little painful bumps around my anus and underneath my vagina
Hi I have just noticed these white little painful bumps around my anus and underneath my vagina. I have recently just had unprotected sex and I am scared it could be an std. I am hoping they are just pimples or something, but I don't know wat to do I don't want it to spread. Please help!
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Postmenopausal sex with bleeding and pain
After 10+ years without sex and being in early sixties, very sharp pain at the innermost part of vagina and much bleeding and abdominal pain that lasted several hours. Any ideas?
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