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The 20 absolute worse things to say to a police officer

THE 20 ABSOLUTE WORSE THINGS TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER: 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good...

by User avatar Guest

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die....

by User avatar akern

Is it possible I lost my new swim goggles ALREADY???

I think I left them at the pool. I don't think I'm responsible enough to be trusted in open water.....

by User avatar ShannonG

How do we handle this call?????

lots of rain here today in RT. A doe wanders into a creek to get a drink of water. Said doe gets stuck in the mud has sunk 6 inches into the mud. A upset and concerned resident calls about it. We go, yeah it is stuck, way back into the woods. Since we are not issued deer extracting equipment we...

by User avatar Guest

Things You'd Love to Say at Work, But Can't

THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK, BUT CAN'T ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Ahhh...I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again... 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set...

by User avatar Guest

Signs that you're in better shape than you used to

1. I take the stairs almost everywhere I go (assuming it's less than 5 floors and I'm not wearing pantyhose). I used to be the escalator and elevator queen. 2. I don't think twice about having to walk a mile to get somewhere. I used to whine about walking across the parking lot to pick up...

by User avatar Ms. Jenn

Is legal to pay me per diem if I don't need it?

a new pimp er Business Agent has offered to pay me a per diem and is touting that it's tax free money. Now I will not actually need per diem for this job. Can't be legal can it?

by User avatar wanttorun100

What is in your to do list?

a) quit job b) get new job c) do lots of running d) save lots of money e) start business f) work at job and new business g) get engaged h) buy a house i) get married j) get another job and catch up on all the money i spent doing the previous 4 steps... do i have it just about figured...

by User avatar blue

yumerrrrrrrrrrrssssssssss - well maybe

Report: School in Japan Serves Whale Curry Sep 12 8:29 PM US/Eastern TOKYO A public junior high school in Japan's northern port town of Kushiro had a new item on the menu for its students Monday _ rice topped with whale curry. The meat is from minke whales the local whalers had caught...

by User avatar wanttorun100

would you get dsl or cable already?

you know who you are!

by User avatar j1miller