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What's the very worst your child has done?

thing your kid's ever done? I mean, the biggest mess, the worst screw-up, the most damaging, whatever. What stands out in your mind?

by User avatar Laurie Ellen

The Duck and the lab report

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck has passed away." The distressed owner wailed,...

by User avatar mickeyvw98

Top 10 Scary Movies

According to the Entertainment Section of our paper: 1. Psycho 2. The Shining 3. The Exorcist 4. Poltergeist 5. The Silence of the Lambs 6. The Sixth Sense 7. Alien 8. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 9. Jaws 10. Freaks My personal pick would be The Exorcist. That movie freaked me out! 8O

by User avatar coachmarkos

Deep Demotivata for Monday...

"To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says: Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say: Sorry, got these sacks." --Jack Handey ----------

by User avatar shelflifers

Goat crowned king of Ireland

Goat crowned king of Ireland DUBLIN: A wild mountain goat was crowned King of Ireland on Wednesday in an ancient annual ritual whose origins are lost in the mists of history. For three days, Charlie, a grey male goat with brown trimmings, will reign over this year's Puck Fair - one of Ireland's...

by User avatar andydp

man, the dog park is a wonderful thing

I have three dogs this weekend since I am babysitting my sister's Corgi puppy and I took them to the dog park this morning. (Even I have limits, and trying to get three dogs on leashes across a bridge in morning rush hour traffic is testing them). It was pure dog chaos, and now everyone is napping...

by User avatar ShannonG

A question about morels (assuming you have them)

What's the deal with these? What makes them so desirable? I've been looking for these on our property since we moved in, but have never spotted any.

by User avatar Kimba90

Who did the original frankenstein song?

who originally did "frankenstein"? you know, the classic rock song? no lyrics? I'd sing some of it if you were here...

by User avatar cherylpf

Best man and bride cheating at wedding

Answered by a doctor

Geographically close. I will withhold comment. Res Ipsa Loquatium Bit of a fix for bride and best man... Doctors had to be called to separate the bride and best man after they were caught in the act during a wedding in Croatia. The couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a...

by User avatar andydp

How to prepare the Christmas Turkey

Approch the turkey carlmly and steadily. Speak gently and frankly about your intentions. Sit quietly and listen to the turkey. You might hear something you hadn't considered. Be prepared to alter your plans. Don't push the discussion too hard. Take a break and arange a further meeting, perhaps a...

by User avatar Phar lap